It’s fine, I’m sure this dipshit actually has enough money left to afford a good bankruptcy attorney and won’t just fuck that up too. TL; DR;
you_voted_for_this_ on
Only one trade away from getting it all back. Hang in there dude!
victorspoilz on
It’s cool baby it’s all God’s plan
UIMGrogu on
Calls on divorce attorneys.
victorspoilz on
This guy has been “working from home” their entire marriage and probably was “too busy” to help with any baby stuff.
CelebrationProof6082 on
TL;DR: I don’t think she knows how to use TL;DR
KyleAg06 on
Bitch…divorce.
BuffMaltese on
‘YOLO.’ – Proverbs 22:3
Chrispy696 on
It’s her and the kids that are his bad luck once she takes them and leaves his luck is sure to turn around and he’ll hit it big then I hope he rubs it in her face and leaves them nothing but he should do it in his moms name just to be sure they have no chance of getting any of it
Big-Farmer-2192 on
“Promise me you won’t leave me if I ever suck dick behind wendy”
smoothvibe on
Maybe just ask God to give her 500k?
Spez_is-a-nazi on
Well, people here said that trading options would get me wife-changing money and it turns out they were right.
Strongest-There-Is on
All of us.
0ttr on
I too want to be able to lose $900k at 29 years old. I recently lost $500. Basically the same.
morganml on
biblical take?
get the fuck back in the kitchen.
ComplexxToxin on
This person does not know what TL;DR means.
ScutumSobiescianum on
Moral of the story, I need a god fearing woman. Where do I find one?
BigC208 on
Until he gets help for his gambling addiction, it won’t get better.
jennysonson on
Do you have a passport to a 3rd world country? Plan your escape now lol
Raccoons-for-all on
Fake story
kdubb03 on
wife’s boyfriend should be able to fix it
-Sokobanz- on
You need to lose 500k to get some wisdom and ability to lose 5mil in one trade. It’s called skills!
Madchad21 on
Just an honest trader trying his best.Just ONE last YOLO my friend.
chewpah on
500k$ in dept !? Here They send the collector after 2 late payements
Dramatic_Scale_0369 on
God will be alright if you leave. Don’t let fear distract your decisions.
BraveG365 on
I like big booties…and I can not lie.
Impossible_Ad661 on
I put in 11% downside stop losses
zdravkov321 on
Calls on the wife’s new boyfriend.
jontestershaircut on
This legit makes me sad. That poor woman and the children.
FlanTypical8844 on
The husband definitely has a flair here right?
Cold_Statistician_57 on
Thanks for introducing our future girlfriend and her husband
EvilDavid0826 on
husband is dumb as hell but the wife isnt much better
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*chefs kiss*
Can it get better? No, it can only get much, much worse.
don’t marry a woman who doesn’t understand simple investing concepts like that you’re due to win big eventually
Nothing wrong with a hard hat and a hammer 🔨👷♂️
I thought that AI could do better.
He probably already a member of this Reddit hell he probably a top poster lol 😆😆😆
Puts on marriage
Did he show her this?
https://preview.redd.it/72qsfhnknisg1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4890654a108f87b1d85ad271d17a9b077c96056
It’s fine, I’m sure this dipshit actually has enough money left to afford a good bankruptcy attorney and won’t just fuck that up too. TL; DR;
Only one trade away from getting it all back. Hang in there dude!
It’s cool baby it’s all God’s plan
Calls on divorce attorneys.
This guy has been “working from home” their entire marriage and probably was “too busy” to help with any baby stuff.
TL;DR: I don’t think she knows how to use TL;DR
Bitch…divorce.
‘YOLO.’ – Proverbs 22:3
It’s her and the kids that are his bad luck once she takes them and leaves his luck is sure to turn around and he’ll hit it big then I hope he rubs it in her face and leaves them nothing but he should do it in his moms name just to be sure they have no chance of getting any of it
“Promise me you won’t leave me if I ever suck dick behind wendy”
Maybe just ask God to give her 500k?
Well, people here said that trading options would get me wife-changing money and it turns out they were right.
All of us.
I too want to be able to lose $900k at 29 years old. I recently lost $500. Basically the same.
biblical take?
get the fuck back in the kitchen.
This person does not know what TL;DR means.
Moral of the story, I need a god fearing woman. Where do I find one?
Until he gets help for his gambling addiction, it won’t get better.
Do you have a passport to a 3rd world country? Plan your escape now lol
Fake story
wife’s boyfriend should be able to fix it
You need to lose 500k to get some wisdom and ability to lose 5mil in one trade. It’s called skills!
Just an honest trader trying his best.Just ONE last YOLO my friend.
500k$ in dept !? Here They send the collector after 2 late payements
God will be alright if you leave. Don’t let fear distract your decisions.
I like big booties…and I can not lie.
I put in 11% downside stop losses
Calls on the wife’s new boyfriend.
This legit makes me sad. That poor woman and the children.
The husband definitely has a flair here right?
Thanks for introducing our future girlfriend and her husband
husband is dumb as hell but the wife isnt much better
Correction: *he* needs to file bankruptcy on it.