I control the war in Iran.

I control the war in Iran. The entire thing hinges on my brokerage account.

Every morning I wake up with unimaginable power. Thousands of soldiers… tanks… drones… entire governments… all waiting for one thing: whether I sell my stock shares.

If I sell, peace immediately breaks out across the Middle East. Diplomats celebrate. Generals stand down. History books are rewritten.

But if I buy the shares back? Boom. War again.

So now I sit here with this enormous responsibility. Do I end the conflict forever… or do I double down and see what happens to the market?