For the 5th time this month lol. Just look at the monthly DJIA, NASDAQ, and S&P charts
STFUNeckbeard on
Stocks go up, stocks go down, stocks go up.
lochmoigh1 on
When trump announces they are taking kharg island and opening the strait tonight it will plunge
Ok_Drummer6282 on
Given we sent another carrier to the middle east yeah.
This is a trap for people who dont browse reddit or immediate news sources and just take in the “trust me bro” cable news.
mido_sama on
Two more weeks until we feel the missing tankers.
1-Dollar-Doge-Coins on
Half the people on Reddit seem to short circuit when the market goes up, when they feel like it should only be going down.
Pup_on_Cripple_Creek on
what does a bouncing dead cat smell like?
New_Most_2863 on
If we move this long weekend without escalation we are in the clear.
huggernot on
Major corps still announcing the layoffs of tens of thousands of employees? Plans to take the island? More aircraft carriers? Announcement of cyber attacks against the west? Talks of invading cuba? Illegal national takeover of voting? Yea. Its not recovering yet.
Fuzzy_Bell_4992 on
That’s your armpits
Greedy-Bag-3640 on
But I’ll still need to roll options that expire tomorrow
Potential_Salt_5780 on
Maybe. Or Maybe not.
STierMansierre on
Retail moving in a little early. You guys gotta wait for the big bankers and investors to give obvious frustrated signals towards the current admin before you start buying. The admin can’t fix this at this point, they’re the ones who broke it and the world stage is holding them accountable until policy or leadership is changed. That will only happen with serious pressure and public outcries from the elites who now are seeing what this admin means for business despite being shown clearly already after a first term.
retiredfromfire on
Market manipulation by the orange turd in the White House
Inner_Difficulty0101 on
Market is going up today, tomorrow and all of April.
Unusual-Economist288 on
Low stake conspiracy here: It always seems like there’s a Q-end bounce so AUM advisors can max comp…
weHaveThoughts on
Does anyone else think the announcement tonight will be about invading Iran? The timing for an assault on Iran is about right as it will be 4:00 AM in Iran when the announcement starts.
PixelPunkRS on
So we’re sniffing crystal balls now?
tbb2121 on
The dead cat bounce over the next 5-10 years will be 100-200%+
LordOfTheFelch on
This is traders who are elated that they can use slurs and sexually harass coworkers again without fear of social opprobrium who are in the late stages of denial that such a development involves a tradeoff
Hap406 on
Nothing more than a decent buying opportunity. Thanks DJT
munkeymoney on
Let’s hope. I haven’t loaded up quite yet.
Affectionate_Bed_289 on
Sometimes those checks clear and sometimes, they bounce baby
LeadingAd6025 on
Every dead cat bounce thread here says bottom is in!
Calls then??
Puzzleheaded_Tie5967 on
Meow !!
Relevant-Doctor187 on
The market is essentially concentrated to the point a few people can control its general direction or at least it feels that way.
Catch_ME on
If the strait of Hormuz was open today, oil will still hit $120 a barrel….. probably $130.
The Economy is going to slow down. At this point, it’s not technical analysis, it’s physics.
Transportation, factories, and construction materials need oil.
Narradisall on
I think the real catalyst will be determined by whether or not I sell my positions at a loss.
If I sell, new bull market for the year, if I hold, bears will maul me. Decisions, decisions.
SpecialDesigner5571 on
Quarter end window dressing and rebalancing by fund managers
footyfan92 on
Donald Dump.
A few days later…
Donald Pump.
Big_Wave9732 on
Damn, haven’t heard “dead cat bounce” used in serious analysis since the early aughts. What’s old is new again.
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For the 5th time this month lol. Just look at the monthly DJIA, NASDAQ, and S&P charts
Stocks go up, stocks go down, stocks go up.
When trump announces they are taking kharg island and opening the strait tonight it will plunge
Given we sent another carrier to the middle east yeah.
This is a trap for people who dont browse reddit or immediate news sources and just take in the “trust me bro” cable news.
Two more weeks until we feel the missing tankers.
Half the people on Reddit seem to short circuit when the market goes up, when they feel like it should only be going down.
what does a bouncing dead cat smell like?
If we move this long weekend without escalation we are in the clear.
Major corps still announcing the layoffs of tens of thousands of employees? Plans to take the island? More aircraft carriers? Announcement of cyber attacks against the west? Talks of invading cuba? Illegal national takeover of voting? Yea. Its not recovering yet.
That’s your armpits
But I’ll still need to roll options that expire tomorrow
Maybe. Or Maybe not.
Retail moving in a little early. You guys gotta wait for the big bankers and investors to give obvious frustrated signals towards the current admin before you start buying. The admin can’t fix this at this point, they’re the ones who broke it and the world stage is holding them accountable until policy or leadership is changed. That will only happen with serious pressure and public outcries from the elites who now are seeing what this admin means for business despite being shown clearly already after a first term.
Market manipulation by the orange turd in the White House
Market is going up today, tomorrow and all of April.
Low stake conspiracy here: It always seems like there’s a Q-end bounce so AUM advisors can max comp…
Does anyone else think the announcement tonight will be about invading Iran? The timing for an assault on Iran is about right as it will be 4:00 AM in Iran when the announcement starts.
So we’re sniffing crystal balls now?
The dead cat bounce over the next 5-10 years will be 100-200%+
This is traders who are elated that they can use slurs and sexually harass coworkers again without fear of social opprobrium who are in the late stages of denial that such a development involves a tradeoff
Nothing more than a decent buying opportunity. Thanks DJT
Let’s hope. I haven’t loaded up quite yet.
Sometimes those checks clear and sometimes, they bounce baby
Every dead cat bounce thread here says bottom is in!
Calls then??
Meow !!
The market is essentially concentrated to the point a few people can control its general direction or at least it feels that way.
If the strait of Hormuz was open today, oil will still hit $120 a barrel….. probably $130.
The Economy is going to slow down. At this point, it’s not technical analysis, it’s physics.
Transportation, factories, and construction materials need oil.
I think the real catalyst will be determined by whether or not I sell my positions at a loss.
If I sell, new bull market for the year, if I hold, bears will maul me. Decisions, decisions.
Quarter end window dressing and rebalancing by fund managers
Donald Dump.
A few days later…
Donald Pump.
Damn, haven’t heard “dead cat bounce” used in serious analysis since the early aughts. What’s old is new again.