



Tesler is all computer baby. Im full regard but managed to do good for once. Guess its time to quit my job then lose all the money and work behind wendys. Don't give up gambling addicts. There's still hope if you have both your kidneys.
https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1saww7c
Posted by Entalope
30 Comments
wtf
https://preview.redd.it/ijyfooet0vsg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52d1f03311679df86e7edfbf9b4546d4bab9119
Congrats.
this is just what i needed to see 🫡
Step one, have 167k
Step two, only god knows
Bro what the actual fuck. Congrats and fuck you
You wish broseph – shits blurry
Gives me hope. I’m down to my last bucks
Dafuq
https://preview.redd.it/rp5o1ub91vsg1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0726a19ffcdd465cdea747abf794c71b15fac87c
Good now sell it and stop doing options.
Hey, grats. I hit 1.2M today after about 1 month, but I started out w/ 5M…so there’s that.
https://preview.redd.it/e582460q1vsg1.png?width=451&format=png&auto=webp&s=48a643019c9af0179a10a228df97bc469f7a2aa1
Faker than tom cruises height in mission impossible
Why is your phone charged so much?
For every one of these guys there’s 7-10 who blew their account up. Results may vary!
Somebody finally made money off tsla puts. i’m shocked
That’s a wild hit rate. Your chart was a slow decline and suddenly shot up once the market started crashing
https://preview.redd.it/og0dse682vsg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94b6b99325d16cdef94f4cdf839944c8f2eb0afd
Im showing only my biggest wins. There were lots of red ones too. Ive been straddling 0dte options and randomly taking very large overnight positions when I expect it to go big either way. I made 900k on tesla puts today which was the real winner here.
So you put in something like 200k, went up to like 1.4mm, lost almost all of it, and now back to 1.3mm? What is your next move cause whatever it is I need to inverse it
This is nothing. A value investor can make those gains in 3,000 years
The smart person here would simply sell it all, pay the taxes, take the remaining $800,000 and then put half into a 3-4% money market and then sell like 30x put contracts every month of the 45DTE 20 delta OTM option on NVDA and simply live off of the free $6000-$8000 a month forever.
That’s what I did/do.
Okay.
This is the worst kind of post because now a bunch of people get reinforcement they are just one away from turning it around.
I think you can do it!
Bad luck yesterday, good luck today, bad luck tomorrow, good luck next week?
Damn. Crazy. All luck or did you go in with a strategy?
Da fuq how does TSLA still have a 1.13T market cap? Aren’t they winding down the X?
They’d have to 0% APR for 36 months for a loooong time if they think the unsanctioned Iran war will save this.
U gonna lose yo next bet
Bro got lucky
Congrats!
what colour lambo?