I will be personally overseeing the unsealing operations at approx 21:00 hours.
Market impact analysis:
• Expect massive and immediate liquid volume flows.
• Zero transit bottlenecks anticipated through the primary channel.
• Short-term liquidity is completely secured, though we are projecting a massive drawdown and severe personal volatility by tomorrow morning.
Godspeed to the crude markets.
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Posted by firehmre
15 Comments
You jackass 😂😂
Lol had me fooled for a second there
lol
Better than nothing.
Good one
April Fools was 3 days ago!
I’ll take a double
Sorry folks amongst all tension, i felt like cracking a joke lol, life should have some fun 🤣
But what about the gays of Hormuz?
18 years all comes down to tonight.
This is going to get picked up by algos on Monday, causing a massive gap up
I had to check what sub I was reading for a second.
Ya’ll are evil.
Nice one
Hormuz 18 year? Boss, the only strait opening here is the strait of Old Grandad BIB, I’m down, BAD TIME