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    How to guarantee world peace – buy Puts on the S&P 500. It’s foolproof.


    I expect they'll reach a deal this week which will destroy all my positions.

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    Posted by fenton7

    28 Comments

    9. HolyBubbiDiver on

      You crazy bastard, if Allah is merciful, youll be grantede 72 Virgin Galatics in the afterlife

    10. BertAnsink on

      The market is likely calling the trumps bluff and think he will TACO tomorrow.

      Problem is that he also watches the markets so the market trading up might just be why he could go ahead with it.

    13. AaronFire on

      They won’t reach a deal, they will just say they are going to while manipulating the market. Then, when everyone switches to calls, they will escalate again.

    14. decollimate28 on

      Ah yes, the r/wsb put brigade wins again. Surely this time will the be the first time in 40 years the market doesn’t end up rallying.

    16. justintyme365 on

      I made 100$ on 656 0dte puts sitting in the dentist chair impatiently waiting and paid my copay and lunch on someone else. Thanks whoever you are

    18. redd4972 on

      Here’s the problem, you are guaranteeing Trump posts about world peace, not that we actually get world peace

    22. ChuckXRP on

      That’s exactly what I did. So th rich people wouldn’t lose money. I got it for them

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