Mango knows – we can still skin seals in Greenland for oil. Calm down
aahidboss on
Those cringey Truth Social posts aren’t gaslighting anyone the moment physical damage happens
Country_Gravy420 on
6400 today.
6250 tomorrow
swampassOG on
##WHO’S GONNA CARRY THE BOATS??!
NewlyOld31 on
Is today the day my š» balls get emptied?!
Bam2458 on
Pete is skipping around the pentagon banging on office doors like itās Christmas morning.
Threebridges2 on
Is it really happening boys?
Hungry-Brain-3287 on
Kharg Island getting bombed out was priced in.
Actual_Mycologist859 on
āBreaking: new supreme leader of Iran in charge is: Jafar. Praise to Allah.ā
Infamous-Mixture8278 on
If thereās one thing I know, itās that crude being 115 a barrel is bullish LMAO
phagebiscotti on
Explosions on Kharg Island, multiple bridges attacked across Iran, and Iranās Revolutionary Guard said from now on they will not be exercising the same restraint that they have been while picking American targets to retaliateāall with 12 hours to go and no deal made before the deadline.
SPY still remains flat for the month
claytondpark on
Going FULL cash gang today before I end up as someone’s exit fuk this mkt
Advanced_Worry_5525 on
Everyone talking about Bridge day and Power plant day, but only true regards know about Train day!
No trains -> no regards -> Iran in shambles
Long_Dong_Silver6 on
Could’ve just given every adult in the U.S. $2,500 to spend on options instead of wasting that money attacking Iran
Treverer on
Ok, so they hit the Armageddon button aka Kharg.
98% of Iranian petro-exports run through this island. Theyāve got nothing to lose anymore, now weāll see if all those threats they dished out will blow up in š„ face
peanuts-in-my-jelly on
a fantastic week to continue *THE WORK*š«“
Fun-Age-5749 on
iam so fcking happy that the greedy bulls will be fucked today
quarterbackk on
Vix should be 35-40
Molotovn on
He is scared to move and nothing will ever happen
ItsyBitsySPYderman on
How does the American public feel about this giant red white and blue dick, that fucks them every chance it gets with smaller pensions and retirement funds that disappear the moment you want to collect?
They think its just Fucking Dandy!
-George Carlin
jda823 on
Axios has such a shit website for having such good coverageĀ
Relative_Acadia2125 on
bloody red day bc hormuz and now Panama canal you can thank me later
jasperCrow on
Why did SPY jump to 660 at 5 am to begin with anyway?
orsomeshitidk on
Hope some of yall get the price action you deserve today lol
cinecoinstudios on
Iām surprised they donāt giga dump it before open so regards donāt get the chance to buy more puts
unDturd on
Just joined the party for TACO TUESDAY. Where are the š®š®š®š®??
d33p7r0ubl3 on
Happy Power Plant Day everyone
Czyzzle on
Kharg is being attacked
Friendofabook on
Lets play finish the sentence:
**Today**
Infamous-Mixture8278 on
Once again, ENTIRELY SELF INFLICTED
MissMatriarch on
Now I understand! SPY 700 EOD meant ‘End of Decade’
Actual_Difference617 on
Market doesnāt run on oil bears. /s
Concept-Plastic on
What should I buy today?
Ok-Age-263 on
The Strait is ghey anyways
ResponsibleAnt8049 on
cooked
claytondpark on
My CAT calls are fukt
ShittyUsernane1222 on
soon the US will buckle and collapse under the weight of š„.
callsonreddit on
Jesus tity christ
stellarfan on
Congrats bers, looks like taco grandpa will not taco this time.
Intelligent-Claim193 on
Wow 655 is the low if
Superente_ on
If we donĀ“t see a -3% day, I am going to be pissed.
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Mango knows – we can still skin seals in Greenland for oil. Calm down
Those cringey Truth Social posts aren’t gaslighting anyone the moment physical damage happens
6400 today.
6250 tomorrow
##WHO’S GONNA CARRY THE BOATS??!
Is today the day my š» balls get emptied?!
Pete is skipping around the pentagon banging on office doors like itās Christmas morning.
Is it really happening boys?
Kharg Island getting bombed out was priced in.
āBreaking: new supreme leader of Iran in charge is: Jafar. Praise to Allah.ā
If thereās one thing I know, itās that crude being 115 a barrel is bullish LMAO
Explosions on Kharg Island, multiple bridges attacked across Iran, and Iranās Revolutionary Guard said from now on they will not be exercising the same restraint that they have been while picking American targets to retaliateāall with 12 hours to go and no deal made before the deadline.
SPY still remains flat for the month
Going FULL cash gang today before I end up as someone’s exit fuk this mkt
Everyone talking about Bridge day and Power plant day, but only true regards know about Train day!
No trains -> no regards -> Iran in shambles
Could’ve just given every adult in the U.S. $2,500 to spend on options instead of wasting that money attacking Iran
Ok, so they hit the Armageddon button aka Kharg.
98% of Iranian petro-exports run through this island. Theyāve got nothing to lose anymore, now weāll see if all those threats they dished out will blow up in š„ face
a fantastic week to continue *THE WORK*š«“
iam so fcking happy that the greedy bulls will be fucked today
Vix should be 35-40
He is scared to move and nothing will ever happen
How does the American public feel about this giant red white and blue dick, that fucks them every chance it gets with smaller pensions and retirement funds that disappear the moment you want to collect?
They think its just Fucking Dandy!
-George Carlin
Axios has such a shit website for having such good coverageĀ
bloody red day bc hormuz and now Panama canal you can thank me later
Why did SPY jump to 660 at 5 am to begin with anyway?
Hope some of yall get the price action you deserve today lol
Iām surprised they donāt giga dump it before open so regards donāt get the chance to buy more puts
Just joined the party for TACO TUESDAY. Where are the š®š®š®š®??
Happy Power Plant Day everyone
Kharg is being attacked
Lets play finish the sentence:
**Today**
Once again, ENTIRELY SELF INFLICTED
Now I understand! SPY 700 EOD meant ‘End of Decade’
Market doesnāt run on oil bears. /s
What should I buy today?
The Strait is ghey anyways
cooked
My CAT calls are fukt
soon the US will buckle and collapse under the weight of š„.
Jesus tity christ
Congrats bers, looks like taco grandpa will not taco this time.
Wow 655 is the low if
If we donĀ“t see a -3% day, I am going to be pissed.