The dominos index closest to The Pentagon just spiked, chat are we cooked?

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    Posted by Comhiddabromo

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    1. Cold-Cell2820 on

      Kegsbreath said he loves wasting taxpayer money manipulating the Dominos Index for shits n giggles

    2. Thats me I pranked them and told them to deliver 1000 pizzas to the Pentagon.

      Literally cant go tits up.

    3. kiernanblack on

      Isnt the pizza tracker meant to reflect activity? I’m sure they’re active as hell right now either way

    4. Crazy_Donkies on

      You realize it’s possible that at any given time that location has 3 people in it, and at this point in time there were 6 trying to get crappy pizzas? Your puts are more fucked than not.

    5. FreeMindOpenSpirit on

      Two week TACO coming in hot, he’ll take the proposed deal from Pakistan

    6. Spiritual-End7310 on

      I think he’s made the decision to strike. Question is: nuke or boots on the ground?

    7. RespondSame4310 on

      i give it 50/50 credibility because its a well known thing now about food orders near the pentagon before they go and do something so with that being known and how a.i and people are these days, how many of these calls are fake just to cause chaos

    8. A trillion dollars a year and that’s what they’re ordering late at night? What a waste

    9. EndersInfinite on

      what? Is the Pentagon picking up pizzas in person? Just have dominos deliver

    10. Kart_Kommandant on

      That’s crazy! Do you think we might be at war or something soon?????!?!?!?!?

    11. It’s probably not that easily updated. But I bet if you tried to order online, it may give you a longer wait time.

    12. cinciNattyLight on

      What are CAVA sales doing in the area? This air force led after all. When crayon sales start spiking in NOVA, that’s when you know shits about to go down

    13. this is so random but it reminded me of my ex 😭 he used to treat stuff like this like it was some kind of secret signal, like every little spike or pattern meant something bigger was about to happen. i remember one night he stayed up way too late tracking random data like this and tried explaining it to me like it was obvious, and i was just sitting there half listening but also kinda fascinated by how serious he was about it. looking back it’s funny but also kinda cute how people can read so much into the smallest things… now i lowkey catch myself doing it too sometimes

    14. They should make a hooker tracker. If all the regular Johns are cancelling tonight it’s bad.

    15. Doesnt this happen like 10 times a year and 9/10 times its nothing? I feel like I see people post this that much and its usually nothing

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