juveyjords on April 8, 2026 7:58 am You got short term memory loss? The market was falling not even a week ago
Charmingirl02 on April 8, 2026 8:01 am Bears really thought World War III was going to pay their mortgage, and then Trump dropped a ceasefire on their heads.
Brad_666 on April 8, 2026 8:02 am https://preview.redd.it/egbe74vgbxtg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e84233f2b08ddd500cb0b35750c69bbfacc81398
Daily_Heroin_User on April 8, 2026 8:02 am Bears sense of smell is 7x better than a bloodhound and they’re smelling bullshit on this rally.
finniruse on April 8, 2026 8:03 am Bull markets go down mostly then a rapid spike up. Bear markets mostly go up then a massive drop down.
xeemyy on April 8, 2026 8:05 am https://preview.redd.it/2b9508a5cxtg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef922d76dad7c6560b18129dd20de0ed37d63a7
Puzzled-Gur8619 on April 8, 2026 8:06 am I’m glad this is all over Now the market is safe I mean it’s not like we have an asshole in chief who fucks with the markets every month Right?
Daydreamer1945 on April 8, 2026 8:09 am I sold everything in January because I thought the market would crash. I guess I fked up
sophia_az on April 8, 2026 8:16 am Not so fast cowboy, the ceasefire may end just before market opens
NotEasyOne_Regard on April 8, 2026 8:18 am Poor bers, your feast is over. A natural circle, ber feast and ber get’s eaten by bols and repeat. It is what it is. https://preview.redd.it/0lgi7shaextg1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d830986fe1749e23b26bac8de74de0ac9c3f91a5
eldelshell on April 8, 2026 8:19 am How sad, trolling between peasants when the oligarchs are the ones who are really laughing at all of us.
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Michael Bear Jordan
Slop
bears r fuk 🍆💦
That’s what you get for being fearful gay bears
They didn’t factor in Taco Tuesday…
You got short term memory loss? The market was falling not even a week ago
Trump was my guy…bro, why’d u do that to me;(
Line only goes up brrrr
Bears really thought World War III was going to pay their mortgage, and then Trump dropped a ceasefire on their heads.
https://preview.redd.it/egbe74vgbxtg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e84233f2b08ddd500cb0b35750c69bbfacc81398
Bears sense of smell is 7x better than a bloodhound and they’re smelling bullshit on this rally.
Bull markets go down mostly then a rapid spike up. Bear markets mostly go up then a massive drop down.
This bitch about to *rip*
Quadruple down or no nuts!!
Oil bears up up tho
https://preview.redd.it/2b9508a5cxtg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef922d76dad7c6560b18129dd20de0ed37d63a7
I’m glad this is all over
Now the market is safe
I mean it’s not like we have an asshole in chief who fucks with the markets every month
Right?
Indeed
TIME TO SHORT AGAIN
I sold everything in January because I thought the market would crash. I guess I fked up
imagine still holding puts after Monday wen spy hit 630
Not so fast cowboy, the ceasefire may end just before market opens
Poor bers, your feast is over. A natural circle, ber feast and ber get’s eaten by bols and repeat. It is what it is.
https://preview.redd.it/0lgi7shaextg1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d830986fe1749e23b26bac8de74de0ac9c3f91a5
How sad, trolling between peasants when the oligarchs are the ones who are really laughing at all of us.
Can confirm, am bear
Idc even if my whole portfolio gets nuked. Im dying on this hill