https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/breaking-iran-closes-strait-hormuz-36985945 Iran closes Strait of Hormuz again as Israel continues worst ever strikes on Lebanon byu/run_midnight inwallstreetbets Posted by run_midnight
bigmochicat88 on April 8, 2026 3:27 pm https://preview.redd.it/yeeq2nayiztg1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18541466126acab610e861803f17eb68a95185a5
Curious_scientist420 on April 8, 2026 3:27 pm Thought it was supposed to open Thursday or Friday. Was it actually open, did any ships pass?
RaginxCanadian on April 8, 2026 3:28 pm They’re calling it the best cease fire in the history of cease fires, maybe ever.
KingAngeli on April 8, 2026 3:28 pm Won’t find out till 4:01 pm EST so markets closed and every long gets EFFd
Ihateporn2020 on April 8, 2026 3:28 pm are we going to get anything resembling a ceasefire this week?
HolyBubbiDiver on April 8, 2026 3:29 pm 🥭 threatening ending the known parts of the universe in 3…2..1..
One-Signature-2706 on April 8, 2026 3:29 pm It doesn’t matter if there’s a nuclear weapon unleashed tomorrow killing all people on earth. The market would still find a way to go up Calls it is, unironically
gianmk on April 8, 2026 3:30 pm watch it pump tomorrow, retails shits on bears for being gey and then get rugpulled by friday.
DoubleFamous5751 on April 8, 2026 3:30 pm https://preview.redd.it/52vyiu6ejztg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b612e5da8bce21421f5a275e4aee0e60bc07dbb
JeffKeens on April 8, 2026 3:31 pm https://preview.redd.it/x6pqmwwmjztg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=860b7e1b40881391ac6ba133553c373cd6dcb140
Ok_Rent5670 on April 8, 2026 3:31 pm Sucks if true, but the daily star is hardly the most reliable source ngl
Shoganai_Hito on April 8, 2026 3:32 pm https://preview.redd.it/0m0tx7etjztg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0679d9f93e9aa0bd6d4a0af4d2e8f44461255c3
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So calls?
https://preview.redd.it/yeeq2nayiztg1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18541466126acab610e861803f17eb68a95185a5
I want off Mr. Cheeto’s wild merry-go-round, mama…
Fuck Israel
Thought it was supposed to open Thursday or Friday. Was it actually open, did any ships pass?
Mr Orange sure has egg on his face at the moment LMAO
Better lock-in the gainz
They’re calling it the best cease fire in the history of cease fires, maybe ever.
Won’t find out till 4:01 pm EST so markets closed and every long gets EFFd
Give it up bers, the line wants to go up
are we going to get anything resembling a ceasefire this week?
need legit source
🥭 threatening ending the known parts of the universe in 3…2..1..
Believe it or not bullish
It doesn’t matter if there’s a nuclear weapon unleashed tomorrow killing all people on earth. The market would still find a way to go up
Calls it is, unironically
watch it pump tomorrow, retails shits on bears for being gey and then get rugpulled by friday.
https://preview.redd.it/52vyiu6ejztg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b612e5da8bce21421f5a275e4aee0e60bc07dbb
Good for Iran.
Will the dog put the leash on the master now?
https://preview.redd.it/x6pqmwwmjztg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=860b7e1b40881391ac6ba133553c373cd6dcb140
Sucks if true, but the daily star is hardly the most reliable source ngl
Snip snap!
https://preview.redd.it/0m0tx7etjztg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0679d9f93e9aa0bd6d4a0af4d2e8f44461255c3
It’s a bigly brokered art of the deal!
It looks like the market doesn’t really care