I feel like this belongs here. I have like 4 months of experience and no fucking idea how most of this works. I trade stuff low just for science instead of paper trading. My losses were very low. Robinhood let me open a margin account because I got flagged as a day trader and lets me have almost $200,000. I have like $110,000 in cash and assets. I'm down like $35,000 this year (including the oil dump) and holding a bag of 675 USO waiting for it to go back up.
I am mad at the world. I woke up, saw that I made like $200 overnight on Amazon or some shit, and just said fuck it. I took an Adderall and did all this miraculously stupid shit from the app. I didn't even use a computer. I shorted NBIS, PLTR, CRWV, CRDO, ALAB, NET, ETC. I sold it to close after hours for extra $$$. PLTR is rigged. Even my dumbass couldn't make money one time. I tried at least 12 before I saw orange bad man's shitpost shameless plug.
Keep in mind that I was down like $2000 in oil for the day, sold the SPY, QQQ, lost like $5000 opening all of these positions and made like… $10,000 in return for a return of $2500. All of what I did is so stupid that I need one of you sick fucks to tell me I'm reckless by your standards and never to do that shit again. Or at least only short one or two stonks at a time with $10,000 or something. I'm kind of a blackjack addict and can only play in Mexico for pesos if I'm in Cancun.
Holy shit.
I sold 135 SPY + 50 QQQ and used the $$$ and $150,000 in margin to short stocks the 1st time and didn't go bankrupt and I have 650 USO.
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Posted by vyncexII
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Lmao you got fucking rekt by the president of the United States.
As a bear deserves.
Stocks just go up pal
Take a lean on the house and double down.
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dude you literally did YOLO trading on adderall with 200k margin and somehow made money… this is either the most beautiful disaster or you just got incredibly lucky. My brain hurts trying to follow all those positions but the fact you did this entire thing from phone app while mad at world is peak wsb energy
I deliver food for living and my biggest trade was like 500 bucks on some random stock, meanwhile you’re out here playing with house money like it’s monopoly cash. That USO bag though… oil been doing weird things lately and 675 shares is no joke to hold. Maybe take some profits next time before the adderall wears off because this could have gone so much worse than losing 35k this year
also yeah PLTR is cursed, everyone knows this by now
Get ready for wash sales on your taxes lmao
Who tf day trades on shares that low?
Is the root of this your drug usage? Or do the drugs and frantic behavior stem from the same innate tendency?
You should trade spx not spy, you know for the tax breaks.
USO moons Monday morning, youre good
Took more time to make that WSB post than thinking through before you made those plays
Definitly belong here