U.S.-Iran talks end with no deal https://www.axios.com/2026/04/12/iran-talks-pakistan-vance-no-deal Posted by TinderForMidgets
sofaking-cool on April 12, 2026 2:39 am Honestly what were they expecting? Someone breaks into your home, kills your family, then starts making demands to end the hostilities. Yeah, no.
pat_the_catdad on April 12, 2026 2:40 am Iran: “JD, if you call Donald *right now* and he answers the phone while at UFC — we have a deal.” Vance: 😐
TranslatorRoyal1016 on April 12, 2026 2:42 am before they lie to you, it’s never ever priced in. ever
Individual-Main895 on April 12, 2026 2:43 am The Strait of Hormuz is Iran’s key card. Prices already priced in or are we expecting changes come Monday?
Goodz_KC on April 12, 2026 2:45 am Not surprising at all. He’ll jump on his platform to lie very soon about the new deal
Sharp-Direction-6894 on April 12, 2026 2:46 am I’m gonna just play some COD zombies. That makes me happy and I can control the outcome.
Aggravating_Law_1335 on April 12, 2026 2:50 am who would of thought that negotiating with terrorists would not pan out ? not to mention vance is irrelevant and no one cares
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Markets won’t like that
Honestly what were they expecting? Someone breaks into your home, kills your family, then starts making demands to end the hostilities. Yeah, no.
Before you ask, priced in
Iran: “JD, if you call Donald *right now* and he answers the phone while at UFC — we have a deal.”
Vance: 😐
before they lie to you, it’s never ever priced in. ever
The Strait of Hormuz is Iran’s key card. Prices already priced in or are we expecting changes come Monday?
War is back on
Everyone with a brain knew this was the outcome.
No shit look who you sent. Embarrassing
Would love for this whole thing to be over please
Not surprising at all. He’ll jump on his platform to lie very soon about the new deal
Not a surprise.Iran will not be bullied!
I’m gonna just play some COD zombies. That makes me happy and I can control the outcome.
What will markets do Monday???
I sold everything Friday but bought USO.
Shucks should have held cash and not bought in few weeks ago!
Tom Lee where are you !!
The Art of the Deal in action, ladies and gentlemen
Damn it, I went all in on stock on Friday
who would of thought that negotiating with terrorists would not pan out ? not to mention vance is irrelevant and no one cares
No surprises.
Board of peace, what happened to that shit.
Shocking.