Dallasjakee on April 12, 2026 9:25 pm Oh so china must suffer cause of Orange man’s actions? They’ll loveeeeee that.
Upset_Pool2319 on April 12, 2026 9:25 pm This is gotta be the taco right? Right before open on Tuesday He’s gonna say that they are not doing this and that the strait is actually open
Jupitersd2017 on April 12, 2026 9:25 pm So green until 10, down slightly and then back up green to just be flat for 4 hours until close
DaySecure7642 on April 12, 2026 9:26 pm It is actually good. It is just blocking shipping in and out of Iran ports, but let other ships through.
AutocraticHilarity on April 12, 2026 9:26 pm His associates and yes-men are getting wealthy off of this.
Spect_er on April 12, 2026 9:27 pm That’s enough time to revert the decision in a tweet and watch the market flip again, right?
FUiDoNotCare on April 12, 2026 9:28 pm Shit, China gonna be bombing the shit out of our ships soon!!!
Kingkillwatts on April 12, 2026 9:29 pm Dude just stealing as much money as he can before he gets impeached🫠
unresolved-madness on April 12, 2026 9:29 pm Some of you in here are going to buy calls, others are going to buy puts. I’m not really sure how it happens but both end up losing money…
Eduardjm on April 12, 2026 9:29 pm 100% the blockade is permanent. When he saw Iran was going to tax the straight, he figured it’s a great idea and wants the money instead
Frosty_Natural91 on April 12, 2026 9:31 pm When you’ve gotten rid of your war strategists because “DEI,” now your team of mediocrity has to play tit for tat as a strategy.
Electrical-Ad4315 on April 12, 2026 9:32 pm I like it tbh. Screw them if they’re holding the world hostage through that strait. Might be the smartest thing he’s done.
Memeseek69 on April 12, 2026 9:32 pm lol let’s piss off everyone trying to get through, that’s a fucking brilliant idea
WHITERUNNPC on April 12, 2026 9:32 pm It will go through but be cancelled by Monday night for taco Tuesday.
NewlyOld31 on April 12, 2026 9:32 pm Key words. It’s NOT blocking hormuz traffic. Only ships from docking or leaving Iranian ports.
CryptoBoy-007 on April 12, 2026 9:33 pm They are blockading Iran, not the Strait. This is at least less coco than Orange man tweet to block the whole Strait.
BiggieMoe01 on April 12, 2026 9:35 pm How are they even gonna do that 😂😂😂😂 US ships don’t get near Iran for a reason
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Who allows them to do that?
My puts are printing
Good luck blocking it if we block it first! BWA HA HA
Kick in the nuts, film at 10 EST
Bols: pRiCeD iN
The sailors will surely enjoy that lol
Calls on puts
Trump tweet at 9 AM before markets open: “Blockade called off.”
There is still time left to TACO…
Iran outsourced the blockade for free
So that’s the 3rd blockade this year?
Again, THIS is why I wear a condom at all times.
Oh so china must suffer cause of Orange man’s actions? They’ll loveeeeee that.
This is gotta be the taco right? Right before open on Tuesday He’s gonna say that they are not doing this and that the strait is actually open
Oh baby 🥵
So green until 10, down slightly and then back up green to just be flat for 4 hours until close
It is actually good. It is just blocking shipping in and out of Iran ports, but let other ships through.
He’s going to call it off 30 minutes before.
His associates and yes-men are getting wealthy off of this.
THIS IS THE NEXT TACO. FUCK your PuTs
Standard time? Good to know.
That’s enough time to revert the decision in a tweet and watch the market flip again, right?
Begun, the trade wars have
Shit, China gonna be bombing the shit out of our ships soon!!!
Dude just stealing as much money as he can before he gets impeached🫠
Some of you in here are going to buy calls, others are going to buy puts. I’m not really sure how it happens but both end up losing money…
100% the blockade is permanent. When he saw Iran was going to tax the straight, he figured it’s a great idea and wants the money instead
Yeah, good luck trying to keep the Chinese out.
TACO, priced in or both?
Only Iranian oil. Arab oil will flow
Our arch duke ferdinand moment?
Ww3 against the US?
When you’ve gotten rid of your war strategists because “DEI,” now your team of mediocrity has to play tit for tat as a strategy.
Didnt he say it was already in effect in his last rant
I like it tbh. Screw them if they’re holding the world hostage through that strait. Might be the smartest thing he’s done.
lol let’s piss off everyone trying to get through, that’s a fucking brilliant idea
It will go through but be cancelled by Monday night for taco Tuesday.
Key words. It’s NOT blocking hormuz traffic. Only ships from docking or leaving Iranian ports.
They are blockading Iran, not the Strait. This is at least less coco than Orange man tweet to block the whole Strait.
So calls from 930 to 10am? Got it.
Incoming “in two weeks” tweet.
How are they even gonna do that 😂😂😂😂 US ships don’t get near Iran for a reason