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    Believe it or not, calls

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    Posted by NPLPro

    40 Comments

    2. Ok-Needleworker-4064 on

      Up 5% when they thought the strait was re-opened.

      Flat to +2% tomorrow when it’s even more tightly closed down then before.

    6. scorpiofiredragon76 on

      “It’s the most beautiful blockade of any blockade in history. People come up to me… many, many people.. and they say to me, ‘Sir, that is the most beautiful blockade.’ It’s better than Iran’s. Many people are saying it.”

    12. Damerman on

      You should make a version of this where everyone looks incredulous while only trump is laughing

    13. salvito605 on

      wtf is up with China? Are they really such sissies to let the US cut off their energy? It must be she jingpin.

    14. More_Advertising_383 on

      At some point mid Tump and pump homie is gonna have another mini stroke or TIA and be hospitalized and not be able to do the pump part and we’ll really crash lol

    22. Sorry_Attempt_1264 on

      Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia just opened a pipeline to the Red Sea and said “fuck it! We don’t need no straight.”

    23. Old_Boah on

      I dunno man we’re running a war so stupid that the market might just start ignoring it. Oil will remain high and everything else will shrug and churn on.

    29. BlahBlahBlahSmithee on

      I give it two weeks for the blockade to work its magic. I feel it in my bones.

    30. Mcariman on

      So, like that Roman battle against the celts. Caesar built a set of walls around their wall and sieged them so hard lol

    31. WordSpiritual1928 on

      Tomorrow morning “Iran is begging us to open the blockade. We will only let ships through that we want and will charge a toll”

      Iran: we did not say any of that.

    34. gizamo on

      Hilariously, a blockade in Hormuz was probably part of US war strategies under both Reagan and H.W. Bush. That makes this extra funny, imo.

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