You thought your puts would print didn’t you squidward
r_ugly2 on
We have decided that the best way to reopen the strait is to blockade it.
ZombieDracula on
Im in only short stocks and im up 3.5% … how is this bad for bers again?
botistic on
Green by open 🥴
TopTrey9 on
That 8% gap up in oil still scares me..
Sundaeeeee on
If they charge toll, can Captain pay using $TRUMP?
dljmonkeyboiz on
Criticize the pope but brag about creating the best stock market ever is all you gotta know .. calls, always calls
thenelston on
i genuinely dont even see how this market can go down anymore
SlipperyToots on
Has he chickened out yet
MikeyS2k on
I cant believe we barely dumping
radljostxx on
Going to Hong Kong.. you can pay £5 to curse someone, want me to add someone to my list?
No_Relief_8705 on
Bers: it was so obvious
Buls: it was so obvious
Me: I’m blind, deaf, and dumb
PossibleLack835 on
SHORT MSFT. ABSOLUTE GARBAGE, WILL DROP EVEN IF MARKET GOES UP. SHORT SHORT SHORT
Typical-Layer-1253 on
It’s barely down lmao
AllCapNoBrake on
Bro, we have threadception going on. You all missing out on the other one(s).
MusingsAndMind on
A BEARISH PUMP
A CRASH UPWARDS
One_Confidence_7069 on
Could you imagine how bad her laugh would have been while she threatened to blockade though? Ugh, gives me the willies
AdCritical5383 on
Someone needs to take one for the team and give 🥭 a jork.
trsx5 on
Going after the pope is wild work
arkeus1 on
TACO out there beefing with Pope, he is truly gone.
IGotSkills on
Pretty sure it’s fucking cryogenically frozen trust fund fuckers propping up the whole market cuz they think they are going to get revived and wake up rich. Lol mother fuckers are going to get woke up and drafted.
Mysterious_Ad6637 on
Looks like he’s not backing down
Equal_Assistant2897 on
Strait of puts is open
BillyShears2015 on
This is gonna be a blockade in name only. They aren’t going to actually interdict any ships, and they aren’t going to blow a Chinese vessel out of the water. They’ll probably just tell ships to turn around, and most will but anyone with enough balls will just sail right on through.
ajibtunes on
Iran didn’t consider how regard US market is
HwangingAround on
Holy shit, gonna be some multi-billionaire put holders with SPY down 0.74%, how can it recover from these levels??????????
ILikeWhatISee69420 on
I say we close some more straits, 1 isn’t enough.
jonneh on
Oh shit 🥭 attacking the Pope on his social media bro about to crash out 🤣
Flea_Mac_Daddy on
New criticism of the Pope just dropped:
“want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I’m doing exactly what I was elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do,”
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Is this the making of s crabby o monday?
March lows will be broken in April
You thought your puts would print didn’t you squidward
We have decided that the best way to reopen the strait is to blockade it.
Im in only short stocks and im up 3.5% … how is this bad for bers again?
Green by open 🥴
That 8% gap up in oil still scares me..
If they charge toll, can Captain pay using $TRUMP?
Criticize the pope but brag about creating the best stock market ever is all you gotta know .. calls, always calls
i genuinely dont even see how this market can go down anymore
Has he chickened out yet
I cant believe we barely dumping
Going to Hong Kong.. you can pay £5 to curse someone, want me to add someone to my list?
Bers: it was so obvious
Buls: it was so obvious
Me: I’m blind, deaf, and dumb
SHORT MSFT. ABSOLUTE GARBAGE, WILL DROP EVEN IF MARKET GOES UP. SHORT SHORT SHORT
It’s barely down lmao
Bro, we have threadception going on. You all missing out on the other one(s).
A BEARISH PUMP
A CRASH UPWARDS
Could you imagine how bad her laugh would have been while she threatened to blockade though? Ugh, gives me the willies
Someone needs to take one for the team and give 🥭 a jork.
Going after the pope is wild work
TACO out there beefing with Pope, he is truly gone.
Pretty sure it’s fucking cryogenically frozen trust fund fuckers propping up the whole market cuz they think they are going to get revived and wake up rich. Lol mother fuckers are going to get woke up and drafted.
Looks like he’s not backing down
Strait of puts is open
This is gonna be a blockade in name only. They aren’t going to actually interdict any ships, and they aren’t going to blow a Chinese vessel out of the water. They’ll probably just tell ships to turn around, and most will but anyone with enough balls will just sail right on through.
Iran didn’t consider how regard US market is
Holy shit, gonna be some multi-billionaire put holders with SPY down 0.74%, how can it recover from these levels??????????
I say we close some more straits, 1 isn’t enough.
Oh shit 🥭 attacking the Pope on his social media bro about to crash out 🤣
New criticism of the Pope just dropped:
“want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I’m doing exactly what I was elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do,”