Frosty-Search on April 13, 2026 6:20 am As the ole saying goes “the market can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent.” Timing is such a bitch.
AshySweatpants on April 13, 2026 6:21 am War ruining my life, wife’s boyfriend ruining my life. And now fucking algorithms ruining my life.
misplacedsagacity on April 13, 2026 6:21 am It’s crazy to read what is happening, yet see the market continue to just truck along.
BananaResearcher on April 13, 2026 6:23 am Even the regarded bears of WSB can’t possibly fall for Market Manipulation Monday for a 7th time in a row.
halo_shade28 on April 13, 2026 6:23 am https://preview.redd.it/t6npjqmeiwug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb49391405a63d1c5afa1b97e2ac2adbe16feab8
AppropriateWorker8 on April 13, 2026 6:37 am The only ones who can predict what the market will do are the ones who have access to privileged information
DifficultyTricky7779 on April 13, 2026 6:38 am You can spread your bear theories all you want, but the Orange has 7 more tweets lined up and he’s not afraid to use them.
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As the ole saying goes “the market can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent.” Timing is such a bitch.
Nah, it’ll be black tuesday
Palm beach pete
War ruining my life, wife’s boyfriend ruining my life. And now fucking algorithms ruining my life.
It’s crazy to read what is happening, yet see the market continue to just truck along.
It should be red tomorrow which means it’ll be green
Even the regarded bears of WSB can’t possibly fall for Market Manipulation Monday for a 7th time in a row.
https://preview.redd.it/t6npjqmeiwug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb49391405a63d1c5afa1b97e2ac2adbe16feab8
Epsteinminati confirmed?
You see we are only 0.5% down right now right?
It’s gonna happen when you least expect it
Every news that has a timer will be [insert outcome]
Palm Beach Pete st st st strikes again
We closing green tomorrow
The only ones who can predict what the market will do are the ones who have access to privileged information
You can spread your bear theories all you want, but the Orange has 7 more tweets lined up and he’s not afraid to use them.
Forced anal is priced in.
War is priced in
What a handsome hedge fund manager