Can we make a deal third time? Just need one more deal to hit ATH.
Diamond-Solo on
What goes up must come down… right?
Right?
Hot_Avocado_2701 on
When sandisk was 700 I thought it was too high to buy, oh well..
JJlaim on
first time decided to bet on mango. Sold half of port on friday in hopes that mango manipulate market over weekend and i would buy nice dip on monday. He actually delivered but market just didnt give a shit? like wtf
guhhhh_MU on
ik the druski erica kirk skit had something to do with the pump today. I just cant prove it
AlpacaDream7 on
So much SNDK talk but nothing about CAR
PushAble2463 on
Damn my port has been doing great lately 🥳
dqdg on
I cannot think of anything that would sell this market off. Interest rates and gas will stay up, so your kids are gunna live with you for awhile bc everything is about to get very expensive.
Get_dat_money on
MSFT heading back in the right direction- let’s see 400 tomorrow please.
lSazedl on
Just straight up all day because of uhhh Dementia Don and Doordash Grandma
tails2729 on
I came to the only reasonable answer; not only is the market regarded, it’s inbreed. The AI circle jerk is so strong that it birthed a market of pure retardium. Nuclear Armageddon might actually make the market stronger
ddegeneracy on
Bought spy puts for tmrw. So the market will pump now, you’re welcome!
pineapplekiwipen on
# 🚨 BREAKING: SANDISK CORPORATION (SNDK) PATENTS NOVEL TECHNOLOGY TO REPLACE HELIUM WITH HOPIUM AMID IRAN WAR SHORTAGE
FFElite93 on
The bers were popping champagne last night lmao
laurencenor on
Surely tomorrow has to be a red or at least flat day, right?
amanj41 on
I’m not religious but tonight I will be on my knees praying
Imaginary_String_814 on
its crazy how accurate the reverse wsb trading strategy is
tessie_trades on
Calls only maybe not 😫
robenette on
Can the regards stop being bearish so we can get a drop. As long as the regards buy puts it will go up!
FrostySoftPressure on
Just imagine the green if Oil was at 60
Salty-Bid1597 on
Which results matter most tomorrow? Banks are making out like bandits on this volatility but reflective of the wider economy. JNJ looks expensive and they’re exposed to energy costs and consumer demand. They could be important one.
Hot_Philosopher_6558 on
glad it’s green and glad that market makers wanna play with stocks again, pump it up!
No-Pomegranate9234 on
Mark my words: Cheetoman is going to say something stupid and it won’t even matter. Strap in lads. We’re about to reach ATH
$SPY 700 by the end of the week
bilingualbunny on
This is a prime example of why I should buy 1dte, would not have sold it if it wasn’t rapidly decaying. Whatever just missed a 10 bagger on 684s
Odd-Cap-6447 on
The markets are saying, “We don’t believe you, Donald.”
uncsucks on
Strait: closed
🥭: retarded
Market: retarded
My puts: worthless
Me: worthless (and retarded)
See you tomorrow.
Maximum-Sign-5983 on
700 eow
baller1able on
2025 it was the NVDA runup and now in 2026 it is the SNDK runup
cl0udNinja on
Fucking MSFT finally not red
Shoddy_Vegetable4268 on
Timed puts perfectly on the way down and timed calls on the way back up. But it seems 3rd time is not the charm so the calls for puts at the end of last week and shit is still pumping
BadBoyBilbo on
VERY BIG bets on TACO Tuesday 🌮
Love-for-everyone on
All time highs coming soon. Puts had their month in March.
Midnite_07 on
CARMAX CALLS?
Any_Bluebird1765 on
Hormuz situation is like when you refinance 10 credit cards onto 1 big credit card so you see all the high interest debt in 1 place and only 1 collection agency is calling instead of 5. Bullish
TheMightySet69 on
At least I had a SL 🤷♂️
ThermalChaser on
Good luck propping this shit up without my puts crazy bastards
tabrizzi on
SNDK seems to be defying all known laws of the material universe.
Pitiful_Bedroom_6619 on
the saga continues … NANA keeps beating the shit out of me.
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Can we make a deal third time? Just need one more deal to hit ATH.
What goes up must come down… right?
Right?
When sandisk was 700 I thought it was too high to buy, oh well..
first time decided to bet on mango. Sold half of port on friday in hopes that mango manipulate market over weekend and i would buy nice dip on monday. He actually delivered but market just didnt give a shit? like wtf
ik the druski erica kirk skit had something to do with the pump today. I just cant prove it
So much SNDK talk but nothing about CAR
Damn my port has been doing great lately 🥳
I cannot think of anything that would sell this market off. Interest rates and gas will stay up, so your kids are gunna live with you for awhile bc everything is about to get very expensive.
MSFT heading back in the right direction- let’s see 400 tomorrow please.
Just straight up all day because of uhhh Dementia Don and Doordash Grandma
I came to the only reasonable answer; not only is the market regarded, it’s inbreed. The AI circle jerk is so strong that it birthed a market of pure retardium. Nuclear Armageddon might actually make the market stronger
Bought spy puts for tmrw. So the market will pump now, you’re welcome!
# 🚨 BREAKING: SANDISK CORPORATION (SNDK) PATENTS NOVEL TECHNOLOGY TO REPLACE HELIUM WITH HOPIUM AMID IRAN WAR SHORTAGE
The bers were popping champagne last night lmao
Surely tomorrow has to be a red or at least flat day, right?
I’m not religious but tonight I will be on my knees praying
its crazy how accurate the reverse wsb trading strategy is
Calls only maybe not 😫
Can the regards stop being bearish so we can get a drop. As long as the regards buy puts it will go up!
Just imagine the green if Oil was at 60
Which results matter most tomorrow? Banks are making out like bandits on this volatility but reflective of the wider economy. JNJ looks expensive and they’re exposed to energy costs and consumer demand. They could be important one.
glad it’s green and glad that market makers wanna play with stocks again, pump it up!
Mark my words: Cheetoman is going to say something stupid and it won’t even matter. Strap in lads. We’re about to reach ATH
$SPY 700 by the end of the week
This is a prime example of why I should buy 1dte, would not have sold it if it wasn’t rapidly decaying. Whatever just missed a 10 bagger on 684s
The markets are saying, “We don’t believe you, Donald.”
Strait: closed
🥭: retarded
Market: retarded
My puts: worthless
Me: worthless (and retarded)
See you tomorrow.
700 eow
2025 it was the NVDA runup and now in 2026 it is the SNDK runup
Fucking MSFT finally not red
Timed puts perfectly on the way down and timed calls on the way back up. But it seems 3rd time is not the charm so the calls for puts at the end of last week and shit is still pumping
VERY BIG bets on TACO Tuesday 🌮
All time highs coming soon. Puts had their month in March.
CARMAX CALLS?
Hormuz situation is like when you refinance 10 credit cards onto 1 big credit card so you see all the high interest debt in 1 place and only 1 collection agency is calling instead of 5. Bullish
At least I had a SL 🤷♂️
Good luck propping this shit up without my puts crazy bastards
SNDK seems to be defying all known laws of the material universe.
the saga continues … NANA keeps beating the shit out of me.
Just
buy
Calls!!!
How higher can this go up on hopium