Ryu6912 on April 15, 2026 5:05 pm Congrats on the early retirement. Cash out, pay your taxes and never invest again other than VOO and you’re set for life.
LasyKuuga on April 15, 2026 5:08 pm Mods can I report this as abuse to my mental state pls? https://preview.redd.it/80p3br32zdvg1.png?width=577&format=png&auto=webp&s=450d307d49664a5b5968153e6345c7c062ba32a2
mneymaker on April 15, 2026 5:08 pm Congrats yo Love the risk taking momentum addicts , WELL FUCKIN PLAYED
alwayslookingout on April 15, 2026 5:13 pm https://preview.redd.it/m57y5h170evg1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f13e0164a1be8ff2d71462556b51e51e036e638
ssmoygugs6 on April 15, 2026 5:14 pm https://preview.redd.it/cwctbzc90evg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb2f7ae6d48f75379510fdf5734be6bf231cc1b Not $3 million but a light $800,000. Thinking about selling everything too because what the fuck is really going on. I can smell a bull trap from a mile away about to happen. My retard sense is telling me to sell everything and move into the jungle
Debra-Gilbert on April 15, 2026 5:19 pm https://preview.redd.it/dq86i5781evg1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4adedf4a07a1b69bc0517d0dcb96387b560505e0
AcademicStandard3701 on April 15, 2026 5:24 pm Which brokerage is this and do you like it?? Congrats!
JuryOpposite5522 on April 15, 2026 5:27 pm not that this is the time, but my plan is to buy JEPQ ~ around 10% a year plus appreciation.
CuriousDogecoin666 on April 15, 2026 5:27 pm https://preview.redd.it/f9opt9zp2evg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fcfae9b2ff7a809bc7aa2e35cb854c511caa7ad
avatarfire on April 15, 2026 5:28 pm how do you pick the winning call option? is it at least a month out and ITM?
cutezybastard on April 15, 2026 5:31 pm Can u give me 20k to turn myself into a girl pretty please lol
InsanelyRetarded69 on April 15, 2026 5:32 pm What does it even feel like to hit it big like this? You could potentially never work a day in your life ever again. Let that sink in OP
two-stinky_pinkies on April 15, 2026 5:43 pm Man, how nice it would be to have the money necessary to make money.
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fuck you
Congrats on the early retirement. Cash out, pay your taxes and never invest again other than VOO and you’re set for life.
Mods can I report this as abuse to my mental state pls?
https://preview.redd.it/80p3br32zdvg1.png?width=577&format=png&auto=webp&s=450d307d49664a5b5968153e6345c7c062ba32a2
Congrats yo
Love the risk taking momentum addicts , WELL FUCKIN PLAYED
Congrats and fuck you bro, but mostly congrats
Only 14d and jumped to 3m . Fake you.
Put it all on AMC calls, retire the worlds first bazillionaire
https://preview.redd.it/m57y5h170evg1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f13e0164a1be8ff2d71462556b51e51e036e638
https://preview.redd.it/cwctbzc90evg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb2f7ae6d48f75379510fdf5734be6bf231cc1b
Not $3 million but a light $800,000. Thinking about selling everything too because what the fuck is really going on. I can smell a bull trap from a mile away about to happen. My retard sense is telling me to sell everything and move into the jungle
Profile checks out – first post on r/poker
https://preview.redd.it/dq86i5781evg1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4adedf4a07a1b69bc0517d0dcb96387b560505e0
Insane, remember to pay your taxes and enjoy.
Which brokerage is this and do you like it?? Congrats!
You guys are making money?
not that this is the time, but my plan is to buy JEPQ ~ around 10% a year plus appreciation.
https://preview.redd.it/f9opt9zp2evg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fcfae9b2ff7a809bc7aa2e35cb854c511caa7ad
how do you pick the winning call option? is it at least a month out and ITM?
Where do all of these people get there money from 😂
Eric he still won’t love you
Can u give me 20k to turn myself into a girl pretty please lol
What does it even feel like to hit it big like this? You could potentially never work a day in your life ever again. Let that sink in OP
Chad
Big tick energy
Congrats.
Put it all on black now
Man, how nice it would be to have the money necessary to make money.