Just a quick question. If I blew up the president, bombed a school, and threatened to annihilate your civilization, would it take you 2 weeks or 3 weeks to come make a deal with me? What if I also strangle your economy like a child on my best friend’s island?
Bruh, deal ain’t coming. Stock market may not care, but deal ain’t coming soon.
Redfield11 on
The past 12 months has been the White House doing something absurd, the market dropping 7%, then the White House announcing they might backtrack, then the market goes back up 8% even though nothing has happened and the situation is the exact same as it was before the announcement things *might* go back to before the fuckery
breakevencloud on
Best case scenario is someone finally makes that Time Machine and goes back to the day before we started bombing Iran and alter history. Otherwise, it really feels like we’re going to get a “Iran fully surrendered and got down on their knees and praised me, ‘Thank you Mr President, you are so wonderful” tweet. And then we’ll, eventually, get to see what kind of peace deal it is and it’s going to be hilariously awful. Probably something similar to the deal Obama got done, only there won’t be any inspectors coming to check that Iran is actually not trying to build a bomb and they’ll probably retain large control over the Strait.
Is there a way to buy calls on Iran’s future global standing? It feels like Donald managed to bomb them into potential relevancy on accident.
pinchepacheco on
highs
NoOneMan79 on
Damn man. Its going to soar further as soon as they stop after another 21 hours or reblockade the blockade of the blockade. Can’t wait.
Lofi-Fanboy123 on
AMZN also gonna pump
Top_Category_2526 on
It looks like i’m not going to the army
Paloozaz on
Get ready for the dip!!!
NotTheRightHDMIPort on
I don’t say this because I want people to lose money. Far from it.
This stock market is not reflective of the material worth, buying power, and available class for the average Americans. We are likely headed towards stagflation. We are using oil in the US as if there is not a major supply dip that is long term. This impacts everything and everyone is like, “BUT THERE IS ABOUT TO BE A PEACE DEAL!”
I actually think half of WallStreet actually love Donny. Like they are so stupid they believe everything his says even if its contradictory.
This market isn’t confusing at all.
A lot of people are just LINE GO UP PLZ
ElevateTheMind on
I read an hour ago that troops are being ordered to stay and get deployed.
Bro is mfing crazy. One second it’s war, the next is negotiations, then ceasefire, then bombing each other, then negotiations. Like what in the hell.
Guess it’s okay if we get rich out of it.
k0mparema on
>Peace talks start
>Market up
>Peace talks fail
>Market up
>Peace talks resume
>Market up
Okay
Desmater on
Strangest time to trade the market. I like and hate it.
effdallas on
High’s what?
user_nombre_ on
What you mean? The war is won already
snoopingforpooping on
Iran isn’t going to budge. They don’t trust Trump and will hold out until they get everything and more.
Nibblesweasel on
How long will this pump last before it craters again?
theb0tman on
And the bears are dead silent
SheBenOnMyJohnson on
The headline of the article you shared
“Trump says US-Iran peace talks could restart this week”
COULD lmao
trutheality on
100 point overnight gap down you say…
TimelyToast on
Honestly, this is a positive development even if an agreement is unlikely. 2 weeks ago Iran wouldn’t even come to the table.
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Should have bought a call before the close
Thanks Dad!
Just a quick question. If I blew up the president, bombed a school, and threatened to annihilate your civilization, would it take you 2 weeks or 3 weeks to come make a deal with me? What if I also strangle your economy like a child on my best friend’s island?
Bruh, deal ain’t coming. Stock market may not care, but deal ain’t coming soon.
The past 12 months has been the White House doing something absurd, the market dropping 7%, then the White House announcing they might backtrack, then the market goes back up 8% even though nothing has happened and the situation is the exact same as it was before the announcement things *might* go back to before the fuckery
Best case scenario is someone finally makes that Time Machine and goes back to the day before we started bombing Iran and alter history. Otherwise, it really feels like we’re going to get a “Iran fully surrendered and got down on their knees and praised me, ‘Thank you Mr President, you are so wonderful” tweet. And then we’ll, eventually, get to see what kind of peace deal it is and it’s going to be hilariously awful. Probably something similar to the deal Obama got done, only there won’t be any inspectors coming to check that Iran is actually not trying to build a bomb and they’ll probably retain large control over the Strait.
Is there a way to buy calls on Iran’s future global standing? It feels like Donald managed to bomb them into potential relevancy on accident.
highs
Damn man. Its going to soar further as soon as they stop after another 21 hours or reblockade the blockade of the blockade. Can’t wait.
AMZN also gonna pump
It looks like i’m not going to the army
Get ready for the dip!!!
I don’t say this because I want people to lose money. Far from it.
This stock market is not reflective of the material worth, buying power, and available class for the average Americans. We are likely headed towards stagflation. We are using oil in the US as if there is not a major supply dip that is long term. This impacts everything and everyone is like, “BUT THERE IS ABOUT TO BE A PEACE DEAL!”
I actually think half of WallStreet actually love Donny. Like they are so stupid they believe everything his says even if its contradictory.
This market isn’t confusing at all.
A lot of people are just LINE GO UP PLZ
I read an hour ago that troops are being ordered to stay and get deployed.
Bro is mfing crazy. One second it’s war, the next is negotiations, then ceasefire, then bombing each other, then negotiations. Like what in the hell.
Guess it’s okay if we get rich out of it.
>Peace talks start
>Market up
>Peace talks fail
>Market up
>Peace talks resume
>Market up
Okay
Strangest time to trade the market. I like and hate it.
High’s what?
What you mean? The war is won already
Iran isn’t going to budge. They don’t trust Trump and will hold out until they get everything and more.
How long will this pump last before it craters again?
And the bears are dead silent
The headline of the article you shared
“Trump says US-Iran peace talks could restart this week”
COULD lmao
100 point overnight gap down you say…
Honestly, this is a positive development even if an agreement is unlikely. 2 weeks ago Iran wouldn’t even come to the table.