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    1. XTotallyDifferentGuy on

      Just a quick question. If I blew up the president, bombed a school, and threatened to annihilate your civilization, would it take you 2 weeks or 3 weeks to come make a deal with me? What if I also strangle your economy like a child on my best friend’s island?

      Bruh, deal ain’t coming. Stock market may not care, but deal ain’t coming soon.

    2. The past 12 months has been the White House doing something absurd, the market dropping 7%, then the White House announcing they might backtrack, then the market goes back up 8% even though nothing has happened and the situation is the exact same as it was before the announcement things *might* go back to before the fuckery

    3. breakevencloud on

      Best case scenario is someone finally makes that Time Machine and goes back to the day before we started bombing Iran and alter history. Otherwise, it really feels like we’re going to get a “Iran fully surrendered and got down on their knees and praised me, ‘Thank you Mr President, you are so wonderful” tweet. And then we’ll, eventually, get to see what kind of peace deal it is and it’s going to be hilariously awful. Probably something similar to the deal Obama got done, only there won’t be any inspectors coming to check that Iran is actually not trying to build a bomb and they’ll probably retain large control over the Strait.

      Is there a way to buy calls on Iran’s future global standing? It feels like Donald managed to bomb them into potential relevancy on accident.

    4. Damn man. Its going to soar further as soon as they stop after another 21 hours or reblockade the blockade of the blockade. Can’t wait.

    5. NotTheRightHDMIPort on

      I don’t say this because I want people to lose money. Far from it.

      This stock market is not reflective of the material worth, buying power, and available class for the average Americans. We are likely headed towards stagflation. We are using oil in the US as if there is not a major supply dip that is long term. This impacts everything and everyone is like, “BUT THERE IS ABOUT TO BE A PEACE DEAL!”

      I actually think half of WallStreet actually love Donny. Like they are so stupid they believe everything his says even if its contradictory.

      This market isn’t confusing at all.

      A lot of people are just LINE GO UP PLZ

    6. ElevateTheMind on

      I read an hour ago that troops are being ordered to stay and get deployed.

      Bro is mfing crazy. One second it’s war, the next is negotiations, then ceasefire, then bombing each other, then negotiations. Like what in the hell.

      Guess it’s okay if we get rich out of it.

    7. >Peace talks start

      >Market up

      >Peace talks fail

      >Market up

      >Peace talks resume

      >Market up

      Okay

    8. snoopingforpooping on

      Iran isn’t going to budge. They don’t trust Trump and will hold out until they get everything and more.

    9. SheBenOnMyJohnson on

      The headline of the article you shared

      “Trump says US-Iran peace talks could restart this week”

      COULD lmao

    10. Honestly, this is a positive development even if an agreement is unlikely. 2 weeks ago Iran wouldn’t even come to the table. 

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