Scholarship search is a sick joke!

Spent three hours googling scholarship search last night convinced id finally crack the code and bag something decent only to end up on page 17 of results that are all dead links or require you to be a literal prodigy orphan inventor with a 4.0 gpa and volunteer hours equal to a full time job. why do these things exist if 99 percent of us normies get auto rejected for breathing wrong.

Applied to five already and got crickets faster than my dating life. is there some secret underground where the real ones hide or am i just doomed to pay full price while trust fund kids laugh. whats your most useless scholarship hunt story spill it before i delete my browser history and cry.