Hormuz is closed again, again. https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2045264713593114970?s=46 Posted by acaddgc
agtotant on April 17, 2026 10:54 pm I’m the one who decides. https://preview.redd.it/qzb4hc5vytvg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=566f0fcee82a8ac728a7e4623441af19fde176e1
StretchExtension on April 17, 2026 10:54 pm https://preview.redd.it/a882oehxytvg1.png?width=914&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb03a872a9a7c9a949bdf01cdcd215b44986a537 RED LIGHT
crzaznboi on April 17, 2026 10:56 pm Bullish af. Market will drop 0.01% and then they’ll open the strait again and the market will pump 4%.
looool_k_libtard on April 17, 2026 10:56 pm Hope everyone is ready for -11% Nasdaq futures Sunday night
conoremc on April 17, 2026 10:59 pm SPY -0.05% “More” progress toward it actually happening: SPY 1.35% infinite money glitch unlocked
Locoman7 on April 17, 2026 11:00 pm Isn’t it just obvious from satellite images whether or not it’s open?
wildekek on April 17, 2026 11:00 pm Never time the market! Unless you’re in the Truth Social group chat.
Locoman7 on April 17, 2026 11:00 pm Can someone start a daily post of how many vessels crossed the iranian control point, and how many crossed the US “blockade”?
somebody_throw_a_pie on April 17, 2026 11:01 pm itll be opened and closed again by Monday, with a nuke or two and another fifa peace prize in between all that. market will go down .3% monday
Tearakan on April 17, 2026 11:02 pm Oh no! I totally didn’t see this happening again again again again again again…..
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No more more?
I’m the one who decides.
https://preview.redd.it/qzb4hc5vytvg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=566f0fcee82a8ac728a7e4623441af19fde176e1
Should uhh probably have locked in those gains today
https://preview.redd.it/a882oehxytvg1.png?width=914&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb03a872a9a7c9a949bdf01cdcd215b44986a537
RED LIGHT
LOOOOOOOL
Bullish af. Market will drop 0.01% and then they’ll open the strait again and the market will pump 4%.
Hope everyone is ready for -11% Nasdaq futures Sunday night
It’s been closed the whole time actually.
snip snap snip snap
Market doesn’t care
How else will you get the taco on next Tuesday
So calls on SPY?
Sorry for your puts
Does this translate to stocks go up?
SPY -0.05%
“More” progress toward it actually happening: SPY 1.35%
infinite money glitch unlocked
Zero fkkks given
Isn’t it just obvious from satellite images whether or not it’s open?
Never time the market! Unless you’re in the Truth Social group chat.
Thank you for attention to this matter
Can someone start a daily post of how many vessels crossed the iranian control point, and how many crossed the US “blockade”?
!remind me 1 hour
itll be opened and closed again by Monday, with a nuke or two and another fifa peace prize in between all that. market will go down .3% monday
So is the stock market, again
lol no it’s not
Oh no! I totally didn’t see this happening again again again again again again…..
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Refresh to see if Hormuz is open or closed.
After market close? Who is the Barron equivalent in Iran?
I dont speak Spanish
Just after markets close….
Cool my calls are probably safe since it’ll pump 2%
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I’m so over this.
Lmao I shouldn’t be surprised at this point but I am
So Monday red , got it