2026: Crystal Ball Awards (Q1)
January
- The Greenland Rug Pull: Nuking the Markets for a Glacier
- A bear case for Mag7: US is burning its "Trust Capital"
February
March
- Isn't this 2022 all over again? Where to invest?
- Uh oh guys… this might be the stockpocalypse Unabashed Use of "Stockpocalypse" Award
- Is this the start of a new 2008 or am I seeing ghosts?
- The hurricane is on its way to the stock market, and this is just the mild wind gusts hitting before the storm Bottom Tick Award, Most Poetic Award
- SPY YTD: -7.5%
April
- Why did market rally?
- How can pre-market be trending up!
- This is not a bull market today, it's all bull shit and people are going to slip on it.
- Why is the market not crashing?
- How is the market still headed back to all time highs after news like this?
- S&P 500 hits new all-time high as investors shrug off Iran war oil price spike
- I'm stuck out of the market Most Honest Award
- Irrationality at it's peak
- SPY YTD: +2.45%
Since April 2025:
- April: It’s Over. The Market Is Cooked. Hope You Enjoyed the Ride. ⸺ Suicide Hotline
- May: The stock market will crash even further
- June: Why I am bearish on S&P and sitting tight on my puts
- July: Are we facing a stock market crash in July? Trump’s “Section 899”
- August: Do you expect a crash – August tariff deadline?
- September: Anyone else getting that “September’s gonna punch us in the face” feeling?
- October: When do we start discussing the October Effect? I kind of feel we are in for a big correction ⸺ Get ready, we're going over the falls
- November: There's been a few hiccups here and there in this rally, but this one feels different…
- December: Why The Market will crash to historical level by December ⸺ honestly just sold everything. this market feels fake.
- SPY 1Y: +33%
2026: Crystal Ball Awards (Q1)
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Posted by notapersonaltrainer
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~~Instead of making fun of single people posting dumb shit I’d prefer some kind of minimum karma requirement on the posts to make it on that list. If it has no upvotes it’s obviously meaningless and does nothing but insult OP.~~
~~Don’t get me wrong, I do that all the time in the comments, but digging these posts out just to point and laugh feels different. If it’s only, like, 50+ karma it at least says something about this community’s psychology as a whole.~~
Edit: Turns out the only post that has 0 karma is the one I randomly clicked on. Most of them seem to actually have lots of upvotes. Well done, OP! What I said barely matters then outside of that one outlier lol. Cool post to get some perspective 👍