James_the_bull_ on April 18, 2026 10:55 pm No son. This is pocket change. Don’t talk to me until you reach $10m after taxes.
Illustrious_Bottle80 on April 18, 2026 11:02 pm Son I messed up I need money for bail please send 10K to the nearest bitcoin atm so proud of you.
Internal-Ice5338 on April 18, 2026 11:04 pm Not good enough go move in with your mom I taught you 0dte not this bullish!!!!
cankle_sores on April 18, 2026 11:12 pm Robinhood? JFC, what’s the latest we can get a child aborted?
jennysonson on April 18, 2026 11:21 pm Coulda made more money working at wendys for a week without the risk
StuffedBunss on April 19, 2026 12:20 am Go back to small street bets son till I see a house mortgage on these numbers
packet on April 19, 2026 2:13 am No you’re 35 get the fuck out of my house and stop thinking you’re rich on less than I make in a month.
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No son. This is pocket change. Don’t talk to me until you reach $10m after taxes.
Now, with all your winnings, go buy a battery charger 🙃
No, get a real job like your older brother.
Son I messed up I need money for bail please send 10K to the nearest bitcoin atm so proud of you.
My dad went to buy milk
Not good enough go move in with your mom I taught you 0dte not this bullish!!!!
Robinhood?
JFC, what’s the latest we can get a child aborted?
Coulda made more money working at wendys for a week without the risk
As long as your not on OF like your sister
I’m proud of you son
Looks like a heart beat
No son…your sister makes that money on a Saturday night
nah u got android brokie
Same. Now go make 10x more?
Go back to small street bets son till I see a house mortgage on these numbers
No
No baby girl I’m not
No you’re 35 get the fuck out of my house and stop thinking you’re rich on less than I make in a month.