Shantanu, Tim Apple, Reed Hastings. End of an era of blindly buying calls before earnings đ
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Stock go up or down?
Aaco0638 on
Welcome to the game, John apple.
VesperGilchrist on
All hail John Apple! â¤ď¸
Emilio___Molestevez on
guy fucking sucked anyway
Regular_Eggplant_248 on
I really grown to like Tim Cook. With Apple CEO going and their position in AI being unsure, the stock looks weaker. But they have the strongest moat out of any company. So Apple is not going anywhere.
bussy1847 on
Goodbye Apple. Buy your puts now. Tim Apple was a beast
I_DO_ANIMAL_THINGS on
CEOs work for Chairman.
Tim Apple got a promotion.
Just like Target.
Awildgarebear on
Welcome Johnny Apple.
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I wonder how Tim Apple feels about the stock barely dropping on news of his replacement
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Tim Apple is dead long live John Apple!
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Nice
Tim Cook squashes retirement rumors, says he ‘can’t imagine life without Apple’Â Cook told ABC’s “GMA” that reports he was preparing to step aside were a rumor and said he âcan’t imagine life without Apple.âMar 17, 2026
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Darn, I was hoping that they would go with me, back to LinkedIn i go
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Johnny Appleseed
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Holy shit, Johnny Appleseed
serialserialserial99 on
can John Apple live up to brother, Tim?
lollipop999 on
Passing off the torch of ripping people off because it has an apple on it
Stachemaster86 on
Ternus around
jasperCrow on
Congratulations Johnny Appleseed
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Apple Temu
drumsdm on
Who tf is Tim Cook?
Corrective_Actions1 on
RIP Tim Apple
wotton on
If youâre an Apple watcher youâve known this for almost 6 months now so this isnât news, and itâs the reason why the stock hasnât dropped. John is a perfect replacement I believe so if anything it may pump.
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Next up, subscription service for charging your phone.
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The market doesnât seem to like it
ZZBridge on
John Turnip đŤ
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Ku
cookdsushi on
Tim Apple can finally live his dream and be Tim Nike
Sandvicheater on
Ternus in his inauguration keynote goes up to the podium and just says AI and leaves
AAPL gains 300% overnight.
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Tim Cooked
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This is like a horror movie! You looking back and them all staring hungrily đ
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Shantanu, Tim Apple, Reed Hastings. End of an era of blindly buying calls before earnings đ
Stock go up or down?
Welcome to the game, John apple.
All hail John Apple! â¤ď¸
guy fucking sucked anyway
I really grown to like Tim Cook. With Apple CEO going and their position in AI being unsure, the stock looks weaker. But they have the strongest moat out of any company. So Apple is not going anywhere.
Goodbye Apple. Buy your puts now. Tim Apple was a beast
CEOs work for Chairman.
Tim Apple got a promotion.
Just like Target.
Welcome Johnny Apple.
I wonder how Tim Apple feels about the stock barely dropping on news of his replacement
Tim Apple is dead long live John Apple!
Nice
Tim Cook squashes retirement rumors, says he ‘can’t imagine life without Apple’Â Cook told ABC’s “GMA” that reports he was preparing to step aside were a rumor and said he âcan’t imagine life without Apple.âMar 17, 2026
Darn, I was hoping that they would go with me, back to LinkedIn i go
Johnny Appleseed
Holy shit, Johnny Appleseed
can John Apple live up to brother, Tim?
Passing off the torch of ripping people off because it has an apple on it
Ternus around
Congratulations Johnny Appleseed
Apple Temu
Who tf is Tim Cook?
RIP Tim Apple
If youâre an Apple watcher youâve known this for almost 6 months now so this isnât news, and itâs the reason why the stock hasnât dropped. John is a perfect replacement I believe so if anything it may pump.
Next up, subscription service for charging your phone.
The market doesnât seem to like it
John Turnip đŤ
Ku
Tim Apple can finally live his dream and be Tim Nike
Ternus in his inauguration keynote goes up to the podium and just says AI and leaves
AAPL gains 300% overnight.
Tim Cooked
This is like a horror movie! You looking back and them all staring hungrily đ
Rip tim apple