Captains Log: Stardate 5826 – The ES opens at 9.4 quadrillion, as the 3,800th anniversary of the last red daily candle ever witnessed by man is celebrated. The war between the Zorgs and the Trump Federation nears a boiling point as the strait of Hormuz has been blocked yet again by Zorg Warp Shuttles.
ItsyBitsySPYderman on
SPY at 711, thank you calls again.
BadBoyBilbo on
The good news is I only need SPY to go down like 15 bucks to break even by EOD ☠️
Defiant-Fee-7550 on
Good morning bulls 😎
MadDabbed on
Trump speaking in an hour and a half?
Crazy_Donkies on
Get BYND on the board so when it is red we can laugh.
powerboner on
Premiums to short AVIS are NDX prices rn what the fuck?
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Dump is going to be legendary today
Calls again apparently
First
711 was promised to us yesterday
Feels like the market is bullish these last couple weeks bros
Fuck me in the as UNH
DGXX going to pump 🚀
Overnight pump is scary
Don’t beyond meat me
Strait closed: SPY down 0.01%
Strait open again: SPY gaps up 5%
Iranian television: Up to this moment, no Iranian delegation, whether main or preliminary, has gone to Islamabad.
memestock fest. April 21, 2026.
UNH bagholder reporting in for duty
NVTS baby semiconductors up 50% this week
Calls baaaaabbbbyyyyyyyyy
So, are we gonna pump oil or let Barron win?
Go unh
Is gold going to pump as well?
I expected red 😔
Very few foreign buyers of US treasuries last quarter. I suspect that trend has only worsened in the current quarter. 3m annualized 😮
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Captains Log: Stardate 5826 – The ES opens at 9.4 quadrillion, as the 3,800th anniversary of the last red daily candle ever witnessed by man is celebrated. The war between the Zorgs and the Trump Federation nears a boiling point as the strait of Hormuz has been blocked yet again by Zorg Warp Shuttles.
SPY at 711, thank you calls again.
The good news is I only need SPY to go down like 15 bucks to break even by EOD ☠️
Good morning bulls 😎
Trump speaking in an hour and a half?
Get BYND on the board so when it is red we can laugh.
Premiums to short AVIS are NDX prices rn what the fuck?