I’m 30% portfolio in one stock hedged with CCs, 15% port in another stock also hedged with CCs, and 55% SGOV.
When the black swan appears then maybe I’ll turn into a 🌈 🐻 but for now I’m neutral.
Danimalspirit on
Has there been any official response by Iran. Everything he says you need to be doing the opposite
Spirited_Big_9836 on
I thought bears were hairy gay men
mist_kaefer on
TACO Tuesday! As is tradition.
CommitNotDepress on
Have the bers tried turning the monitor off and on again
GeneratedMonkey on
Today was what I was expecting last week. Could have made a lot of money. Overall I do expect we test 700 or previous ATH. There’s no data on SPY above 700. I wouldn’t hold anything overnight unless you’re playing straddles.
Nervous_Hurry_9920 on
I bought a call AND a put over the weekend.
They both lost money!
JohnDoeMi6 on
Bro AP could not have waited like 2 hours to post that story? 😒
WailingWarbler on
Didnt the stocks recover last week like people thought the strait was wide open?
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– 0.65% today. what are you on?
JAJAJA
I bought puts end of day I think we will retest 700 before we go anywhere
Pffff.. I lose 420,666 every month.
Don’t worry Belarus is about to open a second front in Ukraine.
Why?
https://preview.redd.it/fd43prmi9mwg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e75541ba998125b8e7d7f3cd22f06daa8c47569
stocks only go up
No point in being a bear rn, too many regards.
I’m 30% portfolio in one stock hedged with CCs, 15% port in another stock also hedged with CCs, and 55% SGOV.
When the black swan appears then maybe I’ll turn into a 🌈 🐻 but for now I’m neutral.
Has there been any official response by Iran. Everything he says you need to be doing the opposite
I thought bears were hairy gay men
TACO Tuesday! As is tradition.
Have the bers tried turning the monitor off and on again
Today was what I was expecting last week. Could have made a lot of money. Overall I do expect we test 700 or previous ATH. There’s no data on SPY above 700. I wouldn’t hold anything overnight unless you’re playing straddles.
I bought a call AND a put over the weekend.
They both lost money!
Bro AP could not have waited like 2 hours to post that story? 😒
Didnt the stocks recover last week like people thought the strait was wide open?
https://preview.redd.it/bfmm8dv2dmwg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a37ca10aa5b12c33fd4a313f387000598157240a
Meanwhile today was a bearish day and the bulls are the ones crying in the corner
Buy the stonks that go up and short the ones that go down. Winning 2x
The world has always been burning.
This is fine
Isn’t it obvious by now? Stonks only go up.
Hunting season starts on Taco tuesday…uh…each tuesday
Buying gold and shorting Europe is the play.
“Fool me 17 times since January 2025, but shame on you for not stopping trying to fool me.”
FFS.
Did you see how the market closed? Haha