Thanks zuck. Looking good for my earnings guidance.
jarMburger on
They’re just going to keep doing this as more capital is directed toward AI
government_not_ok on
Meta employees yall got a chance to do something really funny. Lemme get some Puts 1st tho.
Sensitive-Speed-6079 on
Duh it wasn’t a secret
Seymoorebutts on
Pretty soon, these companies will only have 5% of their employees left, all of that salary will have been reinvested into the promise of AI (which hasn’t done fucking *anything,* yet) and C Suite bonuses.
When rugpull?
gotwaffles on
This “year of efficiency” has been going on for a while… They must be one of the most efficient companies out there now
PPCPartyEnjoyer on
“People aren’t having enough babies”
*Also makes having humans redundant*
Soberdonkey69 on
Next week: Meta fires another 10% of staff to boost AI investment.
BeardedBears on
I mean, when you applied to Meta, I’m sure you knew the devil you were going to be working for…
Icy-Ask3943 on
They also stated that they’re stopping hiring on all 6k open roles .
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bullish
Again?
Thanks zuck. Looking good for my earnings guidance.
They’re just going to keep doing this as more capital is directed toward AI
Meta employees yall got a chance to do something really funny. Lemme get some Puts 1st tho.
Duh it wasn’t a secret
Pretty soon, these companies will only have 5% of their employees left, all of that salary will have been reinvested into the promise of AI (which hasn’t done fucking *anything,* yet) and C Suite bonuses.
When rugpull?
This “year of efficiency” has been going on for a while… They must be one of the most efficient companies out there now
“People aren’t having enough babies”
*Also makes having humans redundant*
Next week: Meta fires another 10% of staff to boost AI investment.
I mean, when you applied to Meta, I’m sure you knew the devil you were going to be working for…
They also stated that they’re stopping hiring on all 6k open roles .
https://preview.redd.it/7jb934voozwg1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7892f4f3c475b55572f310bb550df5e9481fb80
The firings will continue until morale improves.
Remember tho, you’re still expected to show passion and take ownership of your work.
Zuckerberg is what happens when the nerd in high school and college gets money and power
BULLISH
Fire one million
Or because of quiet metadisaster in metaverse.
AI is going to go like that for all companies.
When it’s 10%, a way cooler headline would say “Decimates workforce”
Meta is DCA’ing staff