POV You’re a new hire at JPM and your manager wants to discuss the terms of your promotion https://i.redd.it/2lk1fkfvifyg1.jpeg Posted by BiggieMoe01
jlee42473 on May 1, 2026 1:36 am https://preview.redd.it/j85pi1dljfyg1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321730838ef9988c4294f6afda842609b13566e7
Big_Improvement_6341 on May 1, 2026 1:39 am https://preview.redd.it/3ry1vi54kfyg1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=83e14acbd4d7dfbe04cdd784bde94669596a9425
Minus_none on May 1, 2026 1:39 am I would have cracked the fuck outta that little stupid bitch for a promotion. Some dudes get it handed to them and then fumble.
trustfundkidotaku on May 1, 2026 1:40 am To be fair not even AI or Optimus can take that line of jobs 😭😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/n6ush7b8kfyg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f2e7b5fdf1f42aa1313e0deb0d5bb931ef3bae
Illustrious-Coat3532 on May 1, 2026 1:43 am https://preview.redd.it/5ycy6levkfyg1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e39b0114d4f3656de18779580bb5cbd6ec9e31a
West_Cauliflower8799 on May 1, 2026 1:44 am https://preview.redd.it/qf3j63d0lfyg1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f6ec91016298cdfeabd4f8f0502dd4a8d9612dd
JohnnyMnemeonic on May 1, 2026 1:49 am https://preview.redd.it/r9wsru41mfyg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ec9f0cb4bf7c8b7d819b35533db2d3db778072
rhuffq on May 1, 2026 1:56 am Harvey Weinstein: Woman say “Evil man should spend his life in jail” Lorna Hajdini: Men say “Is she hiring?”
Savings-Eggplant5912 on May 1, 2026 1:57 am I’ve met a few blond women in finance and kinda seem to for this mold. I’m not saying it’s a thing but I’m surprised there are more than a handful.
dralva on May 1, 2026 1:58 am https://preview.redd.it/llafuu1hnfyg1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9535ff3860a18c2317668a2fbccc557bcc49b646
RobertdBanks on May 1, 2026 2:00 am This has been posted like 30 times in the last 2 hours. Chill out ya fucking dorks, just because you saw it here doesn’t mean you have to post it yourself
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Mods working overtime today because of JPM 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/j85pi1dljfyg1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321730838ef9988c4294f6afda842609b13566e7
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I would have cracked the fuck outta that little stupid bitch for a promotion.
Some dudes get it handed to them and then fumble.
Say ahhhh
FFS, how many people are going to post same meme..
still lookin for a proper pic of her for research purposes
To be fair not even AI or Optimus can take that line of jobs 😭😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/n6ush7b8kfyg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81f2e7b5fdf1f42aa1313e0deb0d5bb931ef3bae
This story is a real litmus test for how dumb people are
https://preview.redd.it/5ycy6levkfyg1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e39b0114d4f3656de18779580bb5cbd6ec9e31a
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And you get told no one wants your green ass
What the sigma
Suddenly you start calling your boss mommy
Hit me in the face and give me a black eye with ’em
This is crzy lmao
This would be the pov of the manager
Would have absolutely no question
https://preview.redd.it/r9wsru41mfyg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ec9f0cb4bf7c8b7d819b35533db2d3db778072
I’m still seeing no big cannons
Harvey Weinstein: Woman say “Evil man should spend his life in jail”
Lorna Hajdini: Men say “Is she hiring?”
I’ve met a few blond women in finance and kinda seem to for this mold. I’m not saying it’s a thing but I’m surprised there are more than a handful.
https://preview.redd.it/llafuu1hnfyg1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9535ff3860a18c2317668a2fbccc557bcc49b646
My little green boy
Aight these are funny but wtf context did I miss?
This has been posted like 30 times in the last 2 hours. Chill out ya fucking dorks, just because you saw it here doesn’t mean you have to post it yourself
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