Iran has fired at the UAE. Fire at Fujairah Oil Industries Zone (FOIZ). https://gulfnews.com/amp/story/world%2Fmena%2Fuae-issues-safety-notice-minutes-after-habour-in-place-alert-1.500527915 Posted by ComprehensivePea4988
Fancy_Rice_2799 on May 4, 2026 3:36 pm They probably fired at a US ship too but Mango had to deny the humiliation
acreativeuzername on May 4, 2026 3:38 pm Hey siri how many countries have to be actively at war to classify as a world war
ComprehensivePea4988 on May 4, 2026 3:39 pm If I get arrested for posting this from the UAE, I just wanna say, Fuck you bears.
TeBp242 on May 4, 2026 3:40 pm https://preview.redd.it/6sa44wvv45zg1.png?width=249&format=png&auto=webp&s=35701e2ee55f7603ee04dce01a1fe0b868c8fbfa
rbr0714 on May 4, 2026 3:40 pm watch out for his awakening https://preview.redd.it/t729rv6x45zg1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2d51e3f814a338158591a878a96f062840ae02
Terrible-Suit9991 on May 4, 2026 3:40 pm https://preview.redd.it/0q73la6155zg1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46dd0a16bbf61233c5481d89b1af8f1618e4659
NotAnotherEmpire on May 4, 2026 3:41 pm “Intercepted. Large explosive debris landing near the target only.”
LimitofInterest on May 4, 2026 3:42 pm Not bad for a war that was over 6 weeks…no 7 or 8, maybe 9 weeks ago?
TittyTriceratops on May 4, 2026 3:43 pm I just keep buying more oil calls when it dips. This shit gonna keep going and going and going
PersonalityMiddle864 on May 4, 2026 3:45 pm I think no matter what happens from now on, UAE might have lost the most.
Holden456 on May 4, 2026 3:47 pm Iran basically saying “We can do this again – You want to do this again?” This is Iran understanding their leverage.
SlickBlick6667 on May 4, 2026 3:50 pm https://preview.redd.it/mt0v41fo65zg1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4163f54f2fdb53e9c3239fcfaeb383223fd3442
AllCapNoBrake on May 4, 2026 3:50 pm https://preview.redd.it/55as9j0p65zg1.png?width=398&format=png&auto=webp&s=48230bc0719bb498317378df42f6d99f92ba8dbd
Vladxxl on May 4, 2026 3:50 pm But oil futes were down because we were moving towards a deal for the 25th time in the last 30 days? How could this happen…
ReligionIsTheMatrix on May 4, 2026 3:53 pm Pay no attention to those explosions behind the curtain! Insane Wall Street denial must continue!
RepulsiveFeed1985 on May 4, 2026 3:57 pm Dont worry, i trust they will keep us safe *cue papaoutai and videos of arab politicians*
PPCPartyEnjoyer on May 4, 2026 3:59 pm Possibly the worst oil shock in history. *market within cum shot distance of all time highs*
VitaminDismyPCT on May 4, 2026 4:00 pm Oh come the fuck on for fucking what. For fucking what are we doing this fucking shit again.
Internal_Sun_9632 on May 4, 2026 4:04 pm The US charges down the strait of hormuz with warships, somehow Irans fault. Oil on fire in UAE, somehow oil we drop tomorrow.
Bizonistic on May 4, 2026 4:09 pm They only did it so that we can declare another win, otherwise people will forget how awesome the US military is
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Here we go again
Some say they are the most beautiful, wonderful rockets
They probably fired at a US ship too but Mango had to deny the humiliation
But our wise leader said Iran doesn’t have a military anymore?
It was absolutely going too well.
Oil at $500 a barrel. Believe it or not, calls it is.
Bullish
Hey siri how many countries have to be actively at war to classify as a world war
Looks like war is back on the menu boys.
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If I get arrested for posting this from the UAE, I just wanna say, Fuck you bears.
https://preview.redd.it/6sa44wvv45zg1.png?width=249&format=png&auto=webp&s=35701e2ee55f7603ee04dce01a1fe0b868c8fbfa
Don’t Iran know he declared victory?
watch out for his awakening
https://preview.redd.it/t729rv6x45zg1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2d51e3f814a338158591a878a96f062840ae02
https://preview.redd.it/0q73la6155zg1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46dd0a16bbf61233c5481d89b1af8f1618e4659
“Intercepted. Large explosive debris landing near the target only.”
Actually believe it or not.. Calls
Not bad for a war that was over 6 weeks…no 7 or 8, maybe 9 weeks ago?
I just keep buying more oil calls when it dips. This shit gonna keep going and going and going
I think no matter what happens from now on, UAE might have lost the most.
does this actually matter real talk
Iran basically saying “We can do this again – You want to do this again?”
This is Iran understanding their leverage.
https://preview.redd.it/mt0v41fo65zg1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4163f54f2fdb53e9c3239fcfaeb383223fd3442
https://preview.redd.it/55as9j0p65zg1.png?width=398&format=png&auto=webp&s=48230bc0719bb498317378df42f6d99f92ba8dbd
But my Steam Controller will arrive in time, right?
But oil futes were down because we were moving towards a deal for the 25th time in the last 30 days? How could this happen…
Pay no attention to those explosions behind the curtain! Insane Wall Street denial must continue!
Already priced in
Oil meme stock days continue
Dont worry, i trust they will keep us safe *cue papaoutai and videos of arab politicians*
Possibly the worst oil shock in history.
*market within cum shot distance of all time highs*
Oof do I really need to switch to EV
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imma need proof
Oh come the fuck on for fucking what. For fucking what are we doing this fucking shit again.
All I hear is calls on Rockets
RKLB $120c July
Seems like Iran wants to not exist.
Ffs.
Bullish signal SPY to 730 today
Short oil -> get fucked
The US charges down the strait of hormuz with warships, somehow Irans fault. Oil on fire in UAE, somehow oil we drop tomorrow.
Peak
Calls.
AH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN..
They only did it so that we can declare another win, otherwise people will forget how awesome the US military is