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    1. Mammoth-Version-4239 on

      My stock market stopped moving up 10min ago, is it broken? I tried switching it off and on again, didn’t fix it

    2. Genteel_Ole_Chap on

      Pour one out for Marty Moho… His day has arrived, MU to infinity!

    3. elpresidentedeljunta on

      Musk says we don´t need to save for retirement because AI will bring Schlaraffenland. Now I get a little panicked if I can save enough…

    4. iYoloNDX0DTEs on

      People betting against the company that owns Venmo lmao.

      Not to mention they are a credit card company.

      Of course they beat. 

    5. OptionsHuduga on

      imagine seeing memory stocks go on an absolute historic tear and you sat there and had no part in it. YOU DID NOTHING.

    6. BlatantPlatitude on

      BREAKING: Ryan Cohen announces that “pee is definitely stored in the balls, check our website”. Stock is up 25% premarket

    7. Start building you WEN position, you’ll need the dividend income to refresh your gambling money each quarter

    8. IOVA earnings are tomorrow morning. I’ve got 22500 shares and I’m ready to see $10+ when this squeezes. Let’s goooo

    9. Show the Fuckin’ cannons, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH! Praise be to Lorna.

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