Lololol thought it would be down more. Actually not terrible being down only 4%
brucekeller on
You would think this adds selling pressure but maybe some bigger swinging dick out there will just buy it up and it means BTC to $250k or some tax evading shit.
bamadesi on
They did him nasty with that side angle pic of him lol
Sufficient-Matter-42 on
50% cash 50% shares
anonflh on
Just let GameStop buy the company.
50% cash 50% stonks
Lmao, who would’ve thought 11% annual return wasn’t “risk free”
instagrammar_ on
Absolutely soaking wet paper hands. Only down $12.5 billion in Q1, it’s not even that bad.
Constant-Sweet-3718 on
For the last 3 years, Strategy’s whole thing has been buying Bitcoin. Week after week. Month after month. Now, they’re changing their strategy including the possibility of selling Bitcoin.
My spidey sense is tingling. I bet, they’re going to sell a significant portion of their Bitcoin holdings over the next couple of weeks.
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Refinance
lol
Calls at open!
Lololol thought it would be down more. Actually not terrible being down only 4%
You would think this adds selling pressure but maybe some bigger swinging dick out there will just buy it up and it means BTC to $250k or some tax evading shit.
They did him nasty with that side angle pic of him lol
50% cash 50% shares
Just let GameStop buy the company.
50% cash 50% stonks
Biggest loss ever per share?
We’ll see what happens
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Buy high sell low regard
I feel like there’s a joke in here somewhere. Something about refinancing these cannons on the website… I’m almost there.
I swear Madoff must be so mad (is he still alive even?), he was just pre crypto…. Now you can ponzi legit with no jail time….
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaahhahahahahahahahaha
If only he would actually be poor from this. Sigh.
-38.25 per share is insane. Especially when there are 348 million shares outstanding.
Haven’t listening to call yet but I imagine it was like a Tesla earnings call except for BTC
Why would anyone buy MSTR to get shortchanged and diluted everytime instead of bitcoin etfs is beyond me.
Not the HODL!!
To 50
Time to check out the cope in the MSTR sub
How the fuck are they doubling the dividend payment on preferred shares? With what money?
They only have one strategy though
Is that the largest corporate quarterly loss ever?
Corn is unfazed. still skyrocketing to $85k by sunday
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It’s de minimis at this point
I just learned saylor isn’t the CEO of the company. He’s always been so vocal that I thought he was ceo
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It’s me.
Lmao, who would’ve thought 11% annual return wasn’t “risk free”
Absolutely soaking wet paper hands. Only down $12.5 billion in Q1, it’s not even that bad.
For the last 3 years, Strategy’s whole thing has been buying Bitcoin. Week after week. Month after month. Now, they’re changing their strategy including the possibility of selling Bitcoin.
My spidey sense is tingling. I bet, they’re going to sell a significant portion of their Bitcoin holdings over the next couple of weeks.
>MSTR posts loss of $38.25 per share
Is that bad? To lose $12.5 billion in 3 months?
(This is sarcasm, I’m not that regarded.)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Bitcoin canary in the coal mine?