It’s just financial engineering to hide losses. Papa Elon knows the bag holders can’t complain if their bag holding keeps getting bigger.
Roll Twitter into xAI into spacex into Tesla and hide all those losses baby!!
No-Illustrator-7537 on
haha facts, tesla is the sleeping giant
likwitsnake on
I mean Elon has been very transparent for years about his desire to have all his companies under one holding company and he’s slowing doing it. I know it’s a joke post but this is inevitable
randomthrowaway9796 on
Wait, if they merge, how will they sell stuff to eachother to pump the stock endlessly???
TSLA Tards already priced in, that, robots, and Elon becoming Jesus himself
Spiritual-Matters on
I’d be pissed if I held SpaceX
Dull_Broccoli1637 on
Tesla is fake and geh, so merging will make both all his companies fake and geh.
errezerotre on
At least TSLA is here, but nobody invited MSFT
bols_are_cooked on
SpaceX lost $5B last time I checked, another company with massive competition that’s alive thanks to government subsidies. I can’t wait to see Musk behind bars.
Familiar_Gazelle_467 on
Once everything is merged so much Elon value will be evaporated. No more deals from left pocket to right pocket
Weak-Pomegranate-435 on
Trust me. Everyone knows that
IHATEREBORN on
All this bear sentiment makes me think it might be worth buying
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It’s just financial engineering to hide losses. Papa Elon knows the bag holders can’t complain if their bag holding keeps getting bigger.
Roll Twitter into xAI into spacex into Tesla and hide all those losses baby!!
haha facts, tesla is the sleeping giant
I mean Elon has been very transparent for years about his desire to have all his companies under one holding company and he’s slowing doing it. I know it’s a joke post but this is inevitable
Wait, if they merge, how will they sell stuff to eachother to pump the stock endlessly???
In the [United States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States), the term **Nifty Fifty** was an informal designation for a group of roughly fifty [large-cap](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Market_capitalization#Market_cap_terms) stocks on the [New York Stock Exchange](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Stock_Exchange) in the 1960s and 1970s that were widely regarded as solid [buy and hold](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buy_and_hold) growth stocks, or “[blue-chip](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_chip_(stock_market))” stocks. These fifty stocks are credited by historians with propelling the [bull market](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_market) of the early 1970s, while their subsequent crash and underperformance through the early 1980s are an example of what may occur following a period during which many investors ignore fundamental [stock valuation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_valuation) metrics, to instead make decisions on popular sentiment. Roughly half of the Nifty Fifty have since recovered and are solid performers, although a few are now defunct or otherwise worthless.
Thats one way of multiplying bag holders
Generational bagholders about to be made.
TSLA Tards already priced in, that, robots, and Elon becoming Jesus himself
I’d be pissed if I held SpaceX
Tesla is fake and geh, so merging will make both all his companies fake and geh.
At least TSLA is here, but nobody invited MSFT
SpaceX lost $5B last time I checked, another company with massive competition that’s alive thanks to government subsidies. I can’t wait to see Musk behind bars.
Once everything is merged so much Elon value will be evaporated. No more deals from left pocket to right pocket
Trust me. Everyone knows that
All this bear sentiment makes me think it might be worth buying
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OP just made Reddit shit themselves