For the first time ever ive initiated a stop loss 😱
AddMoreSaltPlease on
Had fast food last night for the first time in forever. Freddys, twas good, but i forgot about the free colon cleansing. Wish my bung well.
Foremole_of_redwall on
Wait, silver is pumping again? I thought we agreed at the Illuminati meeting that we were done with that. After Oil and Memory, it’s supposed to be Frozen Concentrate Orange Juice.
kingsbori on
Ryan cohen got banned from eBay
unbenchhench on
what we buying today
dmk_world on
SPY 750 by next week, can you believe it? 🍊
KittyLover-7 on
Chat, I am once again asking if we should be worried about this hantavirus
GoogleKushforLunch on
Yall don’t seem as bullish today
chimble on
Wtf VITL. Eggs are killing me rn.
ReferenceFunny7142 on
SLS soon
Njagos on
another day of fiddling with my AI swing trader
**Yesterday’s resolution:**
* SNAP long ❌
* COIN long (not resolved yet)
* SPY long ✅
**Today it wants to:**
* Main trade: DDOG short
* Hedge: DT long
* switch to COIN short
Edit: wow ddog 20% up like that huh uhhh
Imma take a nap see you in an hour lol
SeaworthinessNo4 on
Generational dip buying opportunity right now for SOXL and MU
leakybiscuit on
Under 100k from being a multimillionaire with the software pop this morning 🙏🙏
Least-Pumpkin-909 on
What are the moves today
Yonderbeyonder on
if this new virus dont turn you into zombies.. SPY1000 by 2027
Arnab_Goswami_RTV on
Ber use condoms or no
HighwayExotic2808 on
Cathie sold CRWV which means it will realistically moon today
kim82352 on
> Wall Street Journal : The US will demand that Iran dismantle the main nuclear facilities, ban uranium enrichment for 20 years, transfer all enriched uranium, and agree to supervision
looks like peace starting any moment now
mrnestor on
SOUN?
Maleficent-Escape-88 on
News about Elmo selling sperms. TSLA must pump right?
AdOk3638 on
# UFC fighter: Nobody believed in us. They thought we were just absolutely animals. Tacoman: Well, they were right about that. LMAO 🤌
GAY_EUROPOOR on
ASTS going to ZERO!!! LMAO!
melvinzee on
If there was no war, No.1 focus would be on Warsh, and then the SEC rule of only half yearly reporting, Inflation, and earnings, all of these would be in favour of a decent bull rally.
With the war the situation changes, high Oil prices affect inflation, and warsh cant do much.
But the bull rally happens none the less!!
FUCK_THE_BOOKS on
Any news for microsoft
Philthatman on
What I have learned not trading for 2 weeks but sitting in the trading cuck chair:
Market dips 1-3 USD > Market pumps to new ATHs > Theta grind till 3pm > 50/50 pump or dump
GAY_EUROPOOR on
ASTS tanking. 100% gain to be made by shorting
Wide_Neighborhood_49 on
I love this game where every time I fill my gas tank I get to guess whether it will be $4 or $5 more than last time
Comfortable-Gap-9775 on
michael burry? the guy who does all those sinatra christmas covers?
megaxanx on
buy puts
mtnrnnr802 on
Imagine going on a cruise for vacation and eating a bunch of rat shit
Fun-Journalist2276 on
Lost 5 plays out of 5.. Inverse me if you want to win!
Buying SOUN and IREN calls and COIN puts next!
Star_Lord924 on
Thinking of CRWV/IREN calls today. Probably a few of each both for 5/8 and 5/15 exp. Idk. I dont like seeing all thos red right now. Pissing me off.
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For the first time ever ive initiated a stop loss 😱
Had fast food last night for the first time in forever. Freddys, twas good, but i forgot about the free colon cleansing. Wish my bung well.
Wait, silver is pumping again? I thought we agreed at the Illuminati meeting that we were done with that. After Oil and Memory, it’s supposed to be Frozen Concentrate Orange Juice.
Ryan cohen got banned from eBay
what we buying today
SPY 750 by next week, can you believe it? 🍊
Chat, I am once again asking if we should be worried about this hantavirus
Yall don’t seem as bullish today
Wtf VITL. Eggs are killing me rn.
SLS soon
another day of fiddling with my AI swing trader
**Yesterday’s resolution:**
* SNAP long ❌
* COIN long (not resolved yet)
* SPY long ✅
**Today it wants to:**
* Main trade: DDOG short
* Hedge: DT long
* switch to COIN short
Edit: wow ddog 20% up like that huh uhhh
Imma take a nap see you in an hour lol
Generational dip buying opportunity right now for SOXL and MU
Under 100k from being a multimillionaire with the software pop this morning 🙏🙏
What are the moves today
if this new virus dont turn you into zombies.. SPY1000 by 2027
Ber use condoms or no
Cathie sold CRWV which means it will realistically moon today
> Wall Street Journal : The US will demand that Iran dismantle the main nuclear facilities, ban uranium enrichment for 20 years, transfer all enriched uranium, and agree to supervision
looks like peace starting any moment now
SOUN?
News about Elmo selling sperms. TSLA must pump right?
# UFC fighter: Nobody believed in us. They thought we were just absolutely animals. Tacoman: Well, they were right about that. LMAO 🤌
ASTS going to ZERO!!! LMAO!
If there was no war, No.1 focus would be on Warsh, and then the SEC rule of only half yearly reporting, Inflation, and earnings, all of these would be in favour of a decent bull rally.
With the war the situation changes, high Oil prices affect inflation, and warsh cant do much.
But the bull rally happens none the less!!
Any news for microsoft
What I have learned not trading for 2 weeks but sitting in the trading cuck chair:
Market dips 1-3 USD > Market pumps to new ATHs > Theta grind till 3pm > 50/50 pump or dump
ASTS tanking. 100% gain to be made by shorting
I love this game where every time I fill my gas tank I get to guess whether it will be $4 or $5 more than last time
michael burry? the guy who does all those sinatra christmas covers?
buy puts
Imagine going on a cruise for vacation and eating a bunch of rat shit
Lost 5 plays out of 5.. Inverse me if you want to win!
Buying SOUN and IREN calls and COIN puts next!
Thinking of CRWV/IREN calls today. Probably a few of each both for 5/8 and 5/15 exp. Idk. I dont like seeing all thos red right now. Pissing me off.
Markets looking really dumpy today