JohnnyTreemain on May 9, 2026 12:22 am Why do people still need to go to the stock exchange to trade. Can’t you do it all behind a computer now in your underwear.
Top_Category_2526 on May 9, 2026 12:26 am Fuck i’m down 49% and everyone is making trillions Not even shorting i’m just an idiot, my mom was right, i’m a fucking idiot
LelouchL88 on May 9, 2026 12:37 am At some point these AI trading bots got to lose enough money to make market manipulation not worth doing right? Right?
tragicmike on May 9, 2026 12:37 am Someone put it best: we are in a vibesession . Officially not in one but sure does feel like it
Fern-ando on May 9, 2026 12:50 am And then there is Netflix wanting to become penny stock after each cuarter result.
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a feeling only coke could replicate
Why do people still need to go to the stock exchange to trade. Can’t you do it all behind a computer now in your underwear.
Fuck i’m down 49% and everyone is making trillions
Not even shorting i’m just an idiot, my mom was right, i’m a fucking idiot
Where the fuck is his neck
At some point these AI trading bots got to lose enough money to make market manipulation not worth doing right? Right?
Someone put it best: we are in a vibesession .
Officially not in one but sure does feel like it
“Longest winning streak since we had a sane leader in office”
The face of a bull in a man market.
And then there is Netflix wanting to become penny stock after each cuarter result.
Mhmmmmm.. little too optimistic for my taste… goodluck.
Maga
That’s my mechanic