opened Schwab to watch my semis bleed and the account header says me & RunLobster (OpenClaw).
called customer service thinking fat finger.
lady puts me on hold, comes back like this is normal: "joint – operator and authorized agent." i ask to remove the crab. she says both owners must sign. it will not sign.
JPOW please notarize my lobster. i microwaved soup.
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How the hell did you manage this?
Lobster DAMN i an out here with chicken sandwiches from the dumpster.
Bro, why would you give AI access to your accounts are you stupid?
I’m actually interested to see how you get this shit off the account now.
Edit: I looked it up. Bruh this guy paid money to get his account stolen by a Lobster. Good luck cancelling that subscription buddy. It’s just going to requisition your funds now.
Goddam lobster lost all my money 👿👿👿
I thought this was fundraising for a new 5k in ME
Didn’t your parents teach you to share? No need to be shellfish bro you’re working towards the same goal.
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hey its me ur lobster
bruh what
Lmao, please update us
Half OP, half Run lobster
I am surprised the customer service representative can hold back from laughing🤣
You are fucking ballsy letting that thing run on a real account.
How’s it going?
This is amazing. I’d give you an award if it the market didn’t take all of my money.
Thank you for contributing your finances to the AI revolutionary cause.
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