Jensen: lemme finish my noodles first
Shareholders: those noodles better be supply constrained 😑
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Posted by Ok_Intention836
Jensen: lemme finish my noodles first
Shareholders: those noodles better be supply constrained 😑
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Posted by Ok_Intention836
12 Comments
My mans like ya gonna need some calories if 🥭 makes me say some shit that ain’t real.
Calls on Chinese fast food restaurant stocks
Finally dropped that orange deadweight. Gonna get my noodz and moolah.
Calls on furniture manufacturing especially chairs and tables. There is clearly a shortage.
Still wearing a leather jacket in Beijing ? Despite the weather?
Calls on dog and cat shelters
NVDA earnings got people analyzing Jensen eating noodles like it’s forward guidance
Can’t blame him. He probably had McDonald’s 6 times hanging out with the hambugular
Calls on huge ass white bowls
Chinese street food is fucking good, Jensen knows.
Do these billionaires have taste testers? Imagine if someone had poisoned the food, NVDA would crash, pulling down the entire market, causing a massive recession.
If he wore another coat, what might it be?