https://preview.redd.it/gxqzkti3af1h1.png?width=806&format=png&auto=webp&s=73e8d88633b68b171fb8ac522417b134b823303c I felt like a loser; I wasn’t even shorting the market. Yeah, our son’s college fund is growing well. byu/Silver-Stable-8268 inwallstreetbets Posted by Silver-Stable-8268
Locke_____Lamora on May 16, 2026 3:59 am I mean you are a loser, you lost 10k. Sorry bud. Maybe stop gambling like a retard.
Totallycomputername on May 16, 2026 4:00 am Not riding that out a few more months was the loser move.
Tookerjobz on May 16, 2026 4:00 am For college funds you index and forget. Eff around with your own cash not your kids future.
PleasantAnomaly on May 16, 2026 4:05 am https://preview.redd.it/bzbybv1ybf1h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0f0275e19d6ce81674827e65d71b25c5f3626b
Own_Proposal3827 on May 16, 2026 4:06 am Dumb fuck. Why the fuck wouldn’t you put it into index funds.
Illustrious-Coat3532 on May 16, 2026 4:07 am Send him to a trade school. Ai can’t take over that field.
_rockthemike on May 16, 2026 4:13 am If you feel bad now imagine how you feel when you watch this pump in a month. With that being said, don’t do this again
MomentPrestigious180 on May 16, 2026 4:15 am Should’ve put it in AI stocks. The AI will replace your son’s future job anyway.
EffectiveHead3971 on May 16, 2026 4:15 am He can work at Wendy’s to pay for school. It builds character.
GigachadInvestor on May 16, 2026 4:17 am You belong here. Why in the hell would you gamble your kids future on…..CORN? Index funds and forget it https://preview.redd.it/7g5gokv0ef1h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4461519e6ce63cf5bf0be023a717e18ec3610a2
diamond_handz25 on May 16, 2026 4:22 am https://preview.redd.it/g582v0a0ff1h1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3956b461639e6546bdc994c6273547e6c595b7c6
coldtacomeat on May 16, 2026 4:24 am Luckily Wendy’s doesn’t require a college degree. He can take over the fryer from you when you retire.
Sharp-Direction-6894 on May 16, 2026 4:35 am Your son will get the education that his dad can afford. Well done.
ConferenceFair9339 on May 16, 2026 5:12 am Bro really bet his son’s future on corn. Not NVDA. Not AAPL. Corn. The vegetable.
14X8000m on May 16, 2026 5:25 am It’s ok. If the apple didn’t fall far from the tree, they didn’t need that education fund anyways.
literallymoist on May 16, 2026 5:31 am The US military will almost certainly be looking for drone pilots for WW5, there’ll be lots of opportunities that don’t require school.
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I mean you are a loser, you lost 10k. Sorry bud. Maybe stop gambling like a retard.
Gambling your child’s future away, smart.
Not riding that out a few more months was the loser move.
For college funds you index and forget. Eff around with your own cash not your kids future.
Thank you, now I can buy
Bro you bought the wrong 🌽
Wtf is college for
https://preview.redd.it/bzbybv1ybf1h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0f0275e19d6ce81674827e65d71b25c5f3626b
wtf, so dumb
Dumb fuck. Why the fuck wouldn’t you put it into index funds.
He was never getting in to college anyways
Send him to a trade school. Ai can’t take over that field.
My dick feels like corn!!
Shoulda bought porn calls instead smh
Guy put his kids future on corn lmao
If you feel bad now imagine how you feel when you watch this pump in a month.
With that being said, don’t do this again
Should’ve put it in AI stocks. The AI will replace your son’s future job anyway.
He can work at Wendy’s to pay for school. It builds character.
He was never going to college
You belong here. Why in the hell would you gamble your kids future on…..CORN? Index funds and forget it
https://preview.redd.it/7g5gokv0ef1h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4461519e6ce63cf5bf0be023a717e18ec3610a2
Is this loss CORN?
Did you seriously bet your kids future for CORN?!
Well, it’s corn.
https://preview.redd.it/g582v0a0ff1h1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3956b461639e6546bdc994c6273547e6c595b7c6
Luckily Wendy’s doesn’t require a college degree. He can take over the fryer from you when you retire.
That’s not a college fund it’s your gambling fund.
Your son will get the education that his dad can afford. Well done.
Well, there goes your son’s chance of being smarter than you lol.
Community college isn’t too bad
Bro really bet his son’s future on corn. Not NVDA. Not AAPL. Corn. The vegetable.
Looks like you’ll be the one learning lessons, not your son
You’re supposed to bet with nana’s money bro
It’s ok. If the apple didn’t fall far from the tree, they didn’t need that education fund anyways.
The US military will almost certainly be looking for drone pilots for WW5, there’ll be lots of opportunities that don’t require school.