DALIEN’S THROUPLE ERA – Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 #11

DALIEN’S THROUPLE ERA – Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 #11

hello Dani games employees give me an S
are these really give me an i Lighty up
here on my face like look at me in the
thing pH looks like the stock image of a
hacker I don’t want to look like a
hacker I’m going to do the intro without
glasses who needs you all need to
pretend that Phil has eyes that work
welcome back to the Sims where give me
an m m give me an S what it spell you
missed the first half
I I was listening to you right it’s time
to go back to our alien child dalen
halter is in high school and [ __ ] got
real he was eating hot dogs with the
principal he met the rich kid you
started bonding with a guy called liia
who then found out that he was an alien
I trying to do mind control and there
may be some kind of enemies to lovers or
just arch nemesis going on with candra
go here also he’s a d student why is he
on the D he needs to get up to a c at
daily task homework not started well
it’s 900 p.m. the day before do homework
here we go let’s get this Montage going
oh what’s that you’re tired shut up nerd
come on lad this is literally what it’s
like to be a teenager no fun no sleep
piss every he’s learning look I’m so
proud of our grandchild alien wait I
just remembered something while he’s
doing his homework you remember things
we had a whole thing with Dill’s job as
well oh [ __ ] he’s probably banned from
the police station the choices were
politician astronaut secret agent
criminal we let you vote and the winner
was criminal wait I was worried about
this I was lying awake at night thinking
my Dilly isn’t a criminal is he a
criminal no the way to upgrade that job
is to be mean to people and I just don’t
think D that’s not our Dilly has it in
him that’s not him he doesn’t want to
swear where Dill is so secret agent
coded and I hear you saying what about
democracy Welcome to the Real World
[ __ ] there’s a great pipeline from
mad scientist to villain anyway
makesense going on right now oh good he
just walked down so he’s just dancing is
this my episode his son’s doing his
homework we were having this whole CH he
was sleeping and D is just hitting the
shuffle I know you like to be in the
episodes you’re a side piece for this
one we’ve given you your moment oh look
at that picture look at that ready to go
that could be Dylan a wig that’s lady
gagar in the GUI music video live life
unnoticed as a covert operative from
infiltrating enemy headquarters to the
art of interrogation the more you learn
the less you’ll be known $17 an hour
being an agency clerk at SS oh my God
it’s the cheerleader chant that I did at
the start oh my God you what does it
stand for sexy
investigations
Mo okay bye Dill I forgot the octopus is
with
those that’s [ __ ] up I forgot we had
the space live space it just blinked and
I was like oh [ __ ] we have
that that was Camp I love that did you
ever draw in a textbook you Fiend I
think I did a pentagram in a textbook
when I was 13 did you meanwhile Tabitha
reached dancing level he’s going to piss
on the floor do it yourself and not on
Nuki no upstairs quick kiss in Dan’s
deluxe luxury bathroom thank you very
much I I literally fell down the toilet
he’s gone he’s gone to be with his
people that stressed me out guess what
dalen’s gone to be with the sewer people
episode oh my gosh so I remember in
science there was the sex page that
everyone was really excited about cuz
there was a big butt oh my God fallopian
Sho and then it showed all the inside
workings of when it’s going in I got to
that page and someone had do a reptilian
lizard tail coming out of the butt which
made it a lot less exciting stop talking
about drones remove us caregiver just
gosh that would be a very teen emo thing
he wants to ask about Woo you’re not my
mom is it time is it time to learn well
if he was not very uncomfortable before
he’s about to be
now hey stinky mom when you’re having
shakery and it just hits real good even
the dogs leaving cuz it got
awkward time to get out mom yeah it’s
getting out describing things too much
okay byebye byebye I don’t want to know
about the floian tube woof there we go
at school when they taught us about sex
they let us shave a
kiwi shut up they did shut up like the
two things you need to know wet dreams
shaving so why do you need to know
shaving because that’s something you got
to do when puberty hits the kiwis have
to be bor they gave us a Ki not that
kiwi the Kiwi of the face I’m glad
they’ve had that that chat though you
need to go to school responsible you
know what I mean you need to know what’s
going on yeah I mean I think the do not
tell people that you’re secretly an
alien chat was maybe more important for
dalan but here we are you need to go
upstairs and have a snack quick yeah
grab some snack get to school asai B
welcome to school free time ends in an
hour and 40 minutes I would turn up to
class 2 minutes late 1 second every day
he should use his free time practicing
his cheerleading he’s using his free
time being gloomy while having [ __ ] oh
he’s crying someone’s saying you all
right Angelo uh respectful introduction
he’s got a broken heart about who he’s
justo which of the thropple is it I’m
suspecting Cassandra Carrie has been
doing the T pose for a solid hour I mean
I respect it wait since when does
everyone have a uniform did we have a
uniform did they just make this why is
dily and the other one out we need to
get the uniform on crap apparently
school uniform came with a snowy Escape
pack it’s the latest trend from Japan
the mount kbbi okay I see how it is
Jan’s like I’m cold I’m going to do my
thing it is a snow day right where is
Malcolm going to sit where’s our mates
have they already been taken away by the
FBI cuz they snitched about us being an
alien that would make sense he’s
thinking about Elijah does that mean
that’s the preference o click on Elijah
and select get to know from the friendly
category we’re learning about atoms and
bar graphs and pie charts do you [ __ ]
more with a pie p or
came out more crude than I thought it
was do you like a pie chart or a Barra
more I love a pie chart yeah pie chart’s
a c his goal stay is to attend a
business class he can his business going
to be his side hustle he’s going to
create the Rival to SpaceX daens aliens
the rocket rocket be friendly with a
faculty member I think we’ve already
done that in a real inappropriate Way
Lunch is 3 hours long what is this
school he’s just talking about the
weather with Rita
allal go be normal for 10 seconds
who was that an impression of that we
just fast forward and through someone
that violently shakes he liked it that
was taba talking about the fallopian
tube he wants to give props congrats on
inheriting all your wealth yeah you nepo
baby blonde [ __ ] we love your
Mansion woo yeah invite me around your
house sometime thank you I think it’s
helpful to try and make as many friends
as you can when you’re at school
actually rich yes yes or just generally
I mean he’s going to take you on good
trips want to go on the family skiing
trip
yacht parade what’s a yacht parade I
don’t know Phil I grew up in Reading
yeah so where’s Cassandra and Elijah can
we call our friends right let’s just
Skype
Elijah I think that was an announcement
from the principal okay that was creepy
as hell hello what’s up bro I want to
get to know you flies am I right
Malcolm’s like okay I guess I’m just not
part of this do you want to hear the
Llama
Song what what was that hey what the
[ __ ] is happening with all these noises
oh wait he’s
enraged oh it’s a mood he’s having an
inexplicable mood swing he phoned Elijah
oh no and now he’s angry crying my
friend’s not
here I get it man and now he’s like I
want some hamburger sliders [ __ ] what an
icon look at this guy he’s not fitting
in with oh my God what is
this hell yeah Rel enaged he is I I
don’t think I’ve ever felt that
enthusiastically emotional about
anything in my life no he is sloping
over to those sliders sitting down with
his besties Malcolm Sydney and the
teacher right will the food make you
feel better a little
bit that’s a no okay why is she
gesturing a blank board I don’t
know is he just like so and she’s like H
this alien next to me is having a freak
out right now it’s a good thing our
friends are not here cuz they’ be like
what is wrong with this guy he’s got a
gold school for the day we attended the
[ __ ] at that school and now he’s going
to burn it down okay end of day report
come on daan impressed his teachers and
learned a lot today yes that’s all we
needed who wants to do a rage fueled run
have you ever in your life I’ve never
wanted to do exercise in my life what is
an angry run here we
go the socks the socks really complete
this right let’s get him doing something
he’ll enjoy huh where was that it’s not
raining right now however it is snowing
right do your thing daan is sweaty and
miserable does he dislike Fitness wow us
come on here we
go
right
oh right on the neck oh God the football
team sports day is St what is happening
me your me oh daen 10 out of 10 forever
four our done and now he needs to piss
nice oh my God it’s our [ __ ] rival
okay firstly slay what is going on here
full motorbike leather outfit it’s
giving Rosia we need to give a better
impression this time she’s having a bad
day let’s downplay her stress
yes oh I having a worst day okay maybe
we shouldn’t downplay her stress D oh
you got hit head in the ball nerd
LOL oh they like that
oh maybe their love language is horrible
banter I think it could be interesting
he’s like pulling her pigtails oh no
that’s oh God all right okay J Ang oh no
oh no Paul the goth family have been a
part of the Sims law Universe since the
beginning and apparently there’s some
deep law that the goth family yeah have
been abducted by aliens what so I’m just
like we got the land grbs we got Elijah
we got Cassandra here so many angsty
Pathways who’s going to be the number
one they need to improve this
relationship okay what can we do
apologize then piss okay yeah priorities
sorry for saying that you have a
football head there we go conflict
resolution yes go piss girl what is she
you need to urgently piss and you just
got hit in the face by a football by
Cassandra do you need to piss or what
what is your priority oh my God wait is
the school locked oh no bladder failure
oh no
sorry we really tried to get into the
toilet he just kept playing you’re the
one that wanted to throw a ball at your
own head oh God right need okay I’m
sorry what kind of piss explosion just
happened
here what the [ __ ] right go have a
shower mortified there was no excuse for
this sure okay take a thoughtful shower
think about your priorities this is very
nice now there we go wash it all off
Nature’s healing sadly Dum was not among
the winners of the football competition
ah I mean I’m not surprised there don’t
feel like that’s in the cards daan no
one saw you pee except for us it’s fine
it’s fine yep and all these people on
YouTube but it’s fine there we go he’s
like I’m off to bed that did not feel
like that day was we wanted to do we can
invite Elijah to our house oh can
someone come home for Te here we go
right now I know that he’s tired and
he’s very embarrassed because he peed
self but he wanted to get to know him
didn’t he share insecurities give keys
get to know all right this is this is
what you want
what is it with the
Flies he’s a bro we got the jock oh my
God he’s going to do the football and
dalen’s going to cheer him on oh my gosh
that would be perfect play a multiplayer
game yes why aren’t you doing gaming and
streaming it worst streamer ever don’t
be a s loser alien right this is clearly
a four person
game is he going to be any good at it
yes I’m what isn’t he good
at that squid in the background is
ruining my [ __ ] life I can’t believe
you pointed that out to me just wish
unkn that and now he’s just having a nap
that’s awkward now well what’s he going
to do just going to tap his fingers
dalen why is he doing this
D I know you’re tired why is he so tired
he had a full night’s sleep he’s a
teenager teenagers are always tired okay
ask for reassurance from the piss
incident I think so we we alliss come on
come on this is a good friend everybody
pisses what does Elijah think
everybody pisses it’s not just you
that’s the kind of chat you can have
with your bro at midnight oh my God go
home goodbye it’s been wonderful time
thank you for reassuring me about my
pierce your family is probably wondering
why I haven’t got murdered or something
I we talk about mble busts next time
that went better than it could have to
be honest he needs a massive breakfast
in the morning work starts for dill in
an hour what does he have to do oh Jesus
well that’s fine he’s going to just you
know embed himself in the Secret Agency
if we click him does it just show what
anything thing he needs to do to get a
promotion he needs to browse some
intelligence okay let’s just leave him
doing that he’s going to browse the
intelligence database if he’s
researching classified information I
feel like he should be using a
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tingle with ASMR get those headphones
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Phill to grab four months extra for
free that was the worst minute of my
life I’m I’m going to you loved it did
anyone tingle many things have happened
leave a note if you tingled tingles of
hatred oh right we put him on a good
track just to like yeah yeah D you you
do your thing you make some money he
needs some breakfast so get up scrambled
EGS and bacon can he cook well out find
out oh God there’s an unpleasant
surrounding wait what is it in the room
with us right now can I stall the make
unpleasant things glow mod what the hell
is going on right school starts in 2
hours can he make it in 2 hours oh come
on dude this is some speed eggs hell
yeah it could be worse didn’t set the
kitchen on fire honestly why is that
better than Dill eat that how’s Dill’s
intelligence going browsing the
intelligence
sure Friday it’s going to be a big day
the last day of the week time to make a
difference join an after school
activity my God select the career right
so this is it this is when we formally
make the choice go copperdale flying wws
join the competitive cheerleading team
to level up on Fitness learn some
amazing cheer moves practice with your
squad compete each week my God
competition the chess team no the
computer team someone else has got that
the drama club can’t take after his
brother football it’s just not for him
the scout
I mean I was a beaver he could take
after his Grandad how is your natural
sense of orientering Phil move your body
around the map IAM he just got the chair
mat in his household inventory it is
happening that’s on Monday it’s Friday I
want this to happen now we do an extreme
fast forward okay are you ready I’m
ready with a bit of cheerleader training
in the
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middle it is Monday Mond morning you
missed nothing during that eight house
fires eight male pregnancies all that
happened was Dill brought home $160 from
work was lovely and we got da and his
cheerleading map where he’s practiced up
to what he can do in this level and
spring has sprung oh wow the snow’s gone
the SE flap flat breeding so we’ve
reached level two Fitness and we’ve
practiced the cheering we’re ready to go
we are ready to walk into this club like
I’m nervous for him he didn’t have a
good practice session did he I think he
looks iconic every time he does it okay
you’re not an encouraging dad did your
school have a gym no our school had a
match what did it have the mysterious
hairy banana that you all had to play
like a flute to tell you about physics
they just had a drawer of kiwis and a
mat on the floor I believe nothing you
ever say until you show me photo
evidence from a newspaper we had
orienteering compasses cuz we did
orienteering and we had shot put until
someone threw one right up in the air
and nearly killed someone that makes
sense is that having a bad time because
he dislikes Fitness we should have said
yes to that we really should have said
yes to that math class it’s learning
time 17 * 3 17 * 3 you’re
stalling oh okay you don’t even know if
that’s right you’re say 17 * 3 is
51 hey Phil what’s 18 * 4 oh that’s so
much easier come on that’s so much
easier 18 36 36 * 2 is
6678 971 2
72 yeah that’s my Pro did that Disturbed
me he’s going through a phase he’s
having a bit of a mean streak and feels
like being nasty don’t be nasty okay he
wants to be nasty he’s going to be the
criminal cheerleading starts in an hour
interested in that oh God end of day
report they’re playing happy music Dyan
impressed his teachers a lot today h
yeah good boy Dill meanwhile has been
promoted to an intelligence research I
love that we’ve sent him to this job and
getting all the boring [ __ ] out of the
way automatically he received a bonus
and the swiveler what is the swiveler
I’m so scared for the next dter
episode you saw Dylan the freeze right I
do not want to know what Dylan the
swiveler is yeah right how do we go to
the cheerleading he’s trained for this
now Mom go to activity oh it’s
happening what we can’t go with him what
he’s got the cheerleading outfit on oh
my God happy Sim is feeling great about
life yes what do you think he’s doing
right now I feel like he is a backflip
doing a great job a twizzle deal what
are you doing that’s his new work
outfit secret agent Chic I get Whiplash
whenever we’re not doing something with
one sim I want to go do something with
the others it’s like I don’t want to
know what dab the actor’s doing right
now he’s probably sleeping with all the
directors personal thing about dab what
a mess what are the things that Dill
knows look at that M we should see what
the swiveler is oh my God wait a minute
it’s a oh the ultimate chair from which
to decide Cipher malevolent minations
that’s incredible and that will then go
in front of the streaming PC in the
activity room yes [ __ ] you shitty chair
we’ve got the swiveler get on it D go
on hell yeah oh my God look at him go
daen is back from cheerleading go on my
son does he seem sad what happened what
happened her anything we interesting
anything at all what how did it go
cool game okay I’m expecting him to
stick the landing come on come on come
on he’s doing
better yes that was that was great look
at the dog okay I think we need to sort
out this love quadrangle yes I think we
need to invite all of the people all
we’re inviting Elijah we’re inviting
Cassandra and we’re inviting Malcolm and
Clement Frost and we’re not inviting
Santa and how are we going to tell who
you wants to be friends we’re just going
to do a Vibe check okay everyone’s
coming over unrelatable you order pizza
in oh [ __ ] wait Zuma’s food delivery
Uber Eats of the game just get that oh a
BLT a capri salad some ministr a poke
Bowl yeah no that is not the vibe
Canadian bacon with whose money all
right here we go the friend group this
looks really formal all of a sudden I’m
scared n emotional support dog where are
you come on daan don’t like I’m out of
here no no sit down so this is the thing
for people that weren’t here for season
1 yes dalan made a club called daan’s
aliens which is daan and a bunch of
aliens right and Derek what you must be
an alien now at the moment you have to
be an alien to come in but we should
should we make it so that anyone can
join yes o there we go this is going to
take it to the next level all these
people join our club right this is the
vibe check for every single one of them
yeah Cassandra goth do you wish to join
you want to join The Enclave are you
kidding I’d love to okay incredible
incredible there’s no room oh no we’re
going to have to kick Derek out of the
okay Gabriel’s got to go we’re the blue
alien already that is so true yeah
excellent work he’s the one that already
knows he can’t reject us come on dude
yes it’s not going to help decision-
making if they all want to join the club
he said yes how did he ask him that from
upstairs he beamed it down with
telepathy now this was a gift from dab
the wall we can paint a political mural
together or a cultural mural no we need
to find out how based our friends are
right now okay all right get it cracking
we are painting a mural together Phil
okay oh help I mean if this isn’t how
you bond with your friends for life I
don’t know what is this is cute I don’t
want to know know what the land grab’s
going to add to be honest I feel like
this might take a turn move the lamp
there’s not enough
space she’s thinking about Malcolm oh
God what is this Challengers look at
this [ __ ] and he’s thinking about
daan and he’s thinking about Malcolm oh
my God I can’t what if we just try
flirting with each of them and seeing
what happens you didn’t show up to
collect your pizza I left it outside for
the ants to enjoy what why did no answer
the door dad this family sorry dude
let’s put it downstairs wait can I just
yeah
we go God is making the pizza fly
downstairs I love them all but they need
to hurry the hell up with this okay here
we go this is a very slow mural wait
Cassandra goth and the lrab went home
what does that mean that he’s the one he
could be the one he survived the test
it’s done holy [ __ ] wow that’s deep Phil
in the reflection of the water the trees
are dead what does this say about
society that says that under the surface
of a glimmering world there is
corruption in the form of politics
sounds vague enough to be something that
a teen would paint on a mural all right
try a flirt we’ll see what happens right
just a standard flirt ask if single go
in that is so risky
Phil oh okay I want to take you to a
deserted
island where the trees are alive Ang and
I’ll give you
crabs oh oh dear no that was too forward
for D too interesting he wanted to leave
after we flirted I feel like that’s a
bad sign maybe Cassandra’s the one maybe
it’s Cassandra maybe it’s Malcolm
sometimes I just get so angry I don’t
know what to do he’s telling his dad the
secret agent uh do a workout talk it
through with someone sensitive well it’s
1:30 a.m. and he did a moderately
successful FLIR with the person that
stayed yes have a slice of pizza and go
to bed damn so what is next for him
because I feel like we’ve accidentally
Gone full Zenia here know and we’re like
not just two tennis guys I need two
tennis guys and the Zen
like I’m going to have the whole movie
to myself that’s on the card and yet
when he flirted he didn’t like it know
is he bisexual or asexual I guess we’ll
see or alien alien sexual maybe he only
likes aliens he’s something that we
can’t even comprehend Phil yeah but
honestly cheerleading outfit Pizza emo
Fringe it’s a [ __ ] Vibe it’s a good
moment so he could have a cheerleading
competition there’s also a prom to go to
there’s so much who’s it going to take
to prom da in action that we can
experience the love quadrangle of alien
the cheerleading alien okay what an
adventure go to bed you got school
tomorrow is he doing work or just
browsing Facebook he is doing
intelligence research that means that
there’s something terrifying happening
in the world right now does dalan like
Latin Pop yes we’re saying yes to
everything now sure there we go thank
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