Wife left me for her boyfriend,
Took half my cash,
I did a YOLO.
Boomer stocks breaks the sky,
No options and slow to grow,
Gains taste like revenge.
Tendies ease the pain.
Stonks heal broken hearts.
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Posted by ElBarbino
21 Comments
Turns out the real marriage counselor was the S&P 500 all along.
Wow you write poems like that, and your wife left you?
I can be your wife 🫡
Nice work, but unsure;
How was that a YOLO move?
Still, good job, my friend.
Your ex is on a need to know basis. That’s her problem not yours.
Where we’re going, we won’t need wives to see
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You deserve this market man.
but what was the play bro
For real? What was the play!?
u use chase to invest? ☠️
I made back the all the money I had to pay my ex-husband in one year! It feels fucking fabulous. Thank you, stock market. Release me.
You could at least pretend and beg for her to come back…have one last tryst with her and then upon completion, take out your phone and show her your port…then look at her and yell “syke” and laugh maniacally
Why is the font fucked on total gains…
Are you looking for a wife? I can dress up as a woman
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This is poetry 💕
Stonks healed your broken heart…. Congrats
I couldn’t even fathom a percent of that
And you’re keeping this a secret from your next one right, right?
No position = ban
Congratulations and fuck you. In whichever order you want. I can also be your next wife.