Corpus Christi water crisis spurs stampede on south Texas aquifers. Cities, towns and industrial complexes aim to quickly pump tens of millions of gallons per day in a bid to avert disaster.

Short of water. Solution: drain the aquifers faster!

Big giant body of water right next to them: Naw lets’ drain the aquifers, permanently destroying everything in the region because desalination is “too expensive.”

You can’t fix that kind of stupid.