Imagine being catholic a talking about the Pope like Vanc is. None of this is close to normal. When he looks back on this in 40 years and his death bed, will he be like yeah in my late 30s/early 40s I really gave it to the Pope?
shmito17 on
Mango to Xi:
“I wrote him a letter asking him not to do that. And he wrote me a letter saying that, essentially, he’s not doing that,” Trump said.
I swear you have to be the dumbest fk to still believe this clown.
davidbigham on
My grandma pass away, but I am not sad. Becoz she was so mean to me and my mom the whole life.
But my Dad is mad at me for not attending the funeral. Am I the bad guy here 🤷♂️
Jimbeauxer on
I am a 2 but sometimes 3 a morning shitter. And these are full loafs. AMA
booose6 on
“Guys the stwait is witewally about to open you guys!”
financiallythriving on
Imagine not buying 2 weeks ago when SPY was sub 635
Met-fan76 on
Today I needed oracle to move up like yesterday and it doesn’t smfh
Ragnaroknight on
Bers huffing high-grade hopium because SPY is down like 0.01%.
tika_dengu on
Intelligence services believe bers are plotting to kidnap Barak Ravid
SoloOutdoor on
Im convinced there’s something in kuerig cups that makes me shit.
Miraculum-Capital on
BEARS, WHERE ARE YOU? GET ANGRY
I-ProGamer-I on
Need a Circuit breaker today to recover my SPY Put losses. Sounds possible.
LossMax on
A bear bought calls at close and is going to be reminded why he’s a bear again
PARABOLIC-Explorer on
Bears being pannikins – you will be okay.
n1ck90z on
bears teleport to the wendy’s dumpster all the time
browsk on
ATH TODAY!!! THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE
Due-Information-6277 on
Bruh how are there more ships going through strait now during blockade lol
Star_Lord924 on
So SPY 0dte calls at open?
financiallythriving on
They will ban AI if it ever comes to replace politicians and government officials
AgentBlackwell on
project big stonk here we gooo
pen15_club_admin on
Ngl probably bullish. Everything is regarded
JuggernautFront1190 on
Pump you little bitch
shmito17 on
good headline = market jumps up fast
bad headline = -0.01%
Nothing matters now except headlines. I’m tired man.
Fhyzikz on
-.06%. Bulls are fucked as shit
Apfelmoes_ on
If $BULL hits 10 I’d only be 20% away from break even. Then I can finally exit my position and watch it rip.
MasterElite1 on
7am. Time to get up, order a McDonald’s breakfast, and pressure the fed chair to resign and cut rates.
Electrical-Snow5167 on
Lmao, this weak red gonna be green by 6:35.
socrates4eva on
Today, we take a breather, we go sideways for a little while then the pump resumes Friday
Star_Lord924 on
Alright regards. Which is most likely. We hit 700 and kick back down to 698ishm..or we go full euphoric retardation and hit 703?
Only shit part about being this close to ath’s is buying calls starts to feel scary but buying puts is a regard’s game so idk what to do. Gimme another dip please.
_pout_ on
Gonna be a flat-azz day
SubduedWeed on
Green dicks are better than red dicks
chuastan on
Everybody loves a streak. I’ll say mild green on Nasdaq. Let’s hit 11 days bols
ResponsibleAnt8049 on
SEC has just torched PDT regulations across the board for retail 🚬🗿
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Imagine being catholic a talking about the Pope like Vanc is. None of this is close to normal. When he looks back on this in 40 years and his death bed, will he be like yeah in my late 30s/early 40s I really gave it to the Pope?
Mango to Xi:
“I wrote him a letter asking him not to do that. And he wrote me a letter saying that, essentially, he’s not doing that,” Trump said.
I swear you have to be the dumbest fk to still believe this clown.
My grandma pass away, but I am not sad. Becoz she was so mean to me and my mom the whole life.
But my Dad is mad at me for not attending the funeral. Am I the bad guy here 🤷♂️
I am a 2 but sometimes 3 a morning shitter. And these are full loafs. AMA
“Guys the stwait is witewally about to open you guys!”
Imagine not buying 2 weeks ago when SPY was sub 635
Today I needed oracle to move up like yesterday and it doesn’t smfh
Bers huffing high-grade hopium because SPY is down like 0.01%.
Intelligence services believe bers are plotting to kidnap Barak Ravid
Im convinced there’s something in kuerig cups that makes me shit.
BEARS, WHERE ARE YOU? GET ANGRY
Need a Circuit breaker today to recover my SPY Put losses. Sounds possible.
A bear bought calls at close and is going to be reminded why he’s a bear again
Bears being pannikins – you will be okay.
bears teleport to the wendy’s dumpster all the time
ATH TODAY!!! THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE
Bruh how are there more ships going through strait now during blockade lol
So SPY 0dte calls at open?
They will ban AI if it ever comes to replace politicians and government officials
project big stonk here we gooo
Ngl probably bullish. Everything is regarded
Pump you little bitch
good headline = market jumps up fast
bad headline = -0.01%
Nothing matters now except headlines. I’m tired man.
-.06%. Bulls are fucked as shit
If $BULL hits 10 I’d only be 20% away from break even. Then I can finally exit my position and watch it rip.
7am. Time to get up, order a McDonald’s breakfast, and pressure the fed chair to resign and cut rates.
Lmao, this weak red gonna be green by 6:35.
Today, we take a breather, we go sideways for a little while then the pump resumes Friday
Alright regards. Which is most likely. We hit 700 and kick back down to 698ishm..or we go full euphoric retardation and hit 703?
TilRAY? more like stillGAY
so do we dump or pump
Shoutout to my ex she a crashout
⛧ B̴͍͝e̷͕̻̜̻̽ä̷̧́ͅř̶̹̘͕̪͐̚s̵̰̠̫̥̒̀̕̚ ̶̛̺̄͆͠w̴͇̌̕͠e̷̢̜̙͈̠͒r̷͔̮̖̝̈́e̶̖͛̆̄͌ ̵̭͚̘̹̼̓́r̷̜̰̐̽̓͊̽ù̷̡̥͍̼̻͑n̵̰̠͇͝n̸̢̥͈̺͆̀ḭ̷̲̈̔̇̀͝n̷͖̙̭̒̋͆g̸̘͔̳͗͝ ̵̡͖͉̪̣͗ó̶̱̂̉ṵ̶͔̓̏̽̈́t̷̬̯͂̈̌̔̓ ̵̣̞̐o̷͉͗̊f̸̨͎͖̘̍̾ ̷̱̥̝̈́̽̌ò̷̺̼́́͘̚p̶̼͇͐̏͂t̵͙͠i̴̮̣̖͐̓͋̍o̴̖̠͒͗n̸͇̔̈́̏̚͝s̴͙̱̩͔̾̎̔ ̷̬̫͖̀̿͑̈́h̶̤̩̱͊͑̿̓è̸͔̓r̷̨͆e̶͖̪̱͔͓͌̉̿,̷̫̤̩̜̉̇͆̅̎ ̸̖͙͗͂̕͠ç̸̼͍͐͗̎̾͝ò̴̝̺̖͆ͅm̵̨̮̦̗̃̊́͊̈m̸̯͕̦̞̏͐̋ę̸̳̱̑͂̽n̴̫͓͠c̵̡̦͖͕̣̍͑͛̇e̶͖͖͖̿̓̚ ̵̢͎͙̯̳̇̌̓̋̚p̴͓͓̠̋̋ĺ̴̳̟ȃ̵̼̬͍̒̃n̵̙͙͗̀̐̿̎ ̵̼͖̍̂͠ḅ̴̬̪̰̿͌́̑̅ ⛥
Only shit part about being this close to ath’s is buying calls starts to feel scary but buying puts is a regard’s game so idk what to do. Gimme another dip please.
Gonna be a flat-azz day
Green dicks are better than red dicks
Everybody loves a streak. I’ll say mild green on Nasdaq. Let’s hit 11 days bols
SEC has just torched PDT regulations across the board for retail 🚬🗿