Best opening ever, in the history of openings. No one has seen an opening like this before.
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Paste the whole thing dumbass…
In line with the ceasefire in Lebanon, the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire, *****on the coordinated route as already announced by Ports and Maritime Organisation of the Islamic Rep. of Iran******
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MY PORT IS GREEN
Oil baggie meet silver baggie, u 2 have alot in common!
r/oil coping hard
GASP! My puts!!!!
Just kidding, my short puts look great.
So puts
Probably gonna be red now, only green when it’s closed
All ahead….. SLOWWWWWWWWWW
Hold on now, Trump hasn’t had a chance to threaten them today yet.
wars over the rich folks decided they wanted to stay rich, what a twist
I give it an hour til Donnie wakes up
s&p going to 10,000 by noon
FYI, “remaining period of ceasefire” would be until around **April 22, 2026**
This is better than when free porn became a thing
https://preview.redd.it/0u8unicm0rvg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8029c57269c7461e5ac0eaf26ea235d500dfcf1
And all the people killed in Lebanon just an after thought, I hate this timeline
https://preview.redd.it/uu3dpxjo0rvg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=71cb91cb4bc027230c6a6a37349dfc92ac542eab
Dow will go up a couple thousand and then that will be the time to sell before the actual long term effects sink in
AMAZON GO!!!!!!!!!
Damn, always massive green dildos on 401k day. I hate it.
How much did Donald Jr bet on Polymarket?
someone put Israel in a time out! They are not allowed to mess this up!!
pics of 200M Polymarket insider bet 4 minutes before this announcement or it didn’t happen
Wait until some tankers run into a few mines
https://preview.redd.it/p4h5wh421rvg1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f7bc93d3d8f013c13828eabe936c447dc5b558
Friday has only started
What app are these from?
Best opening ever, in the history of openings. No one has seen an opening like this before.
Paste the whole thing dumbass…
In line with the ceasefire in Lebanon, the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire, *****on the coordinated route as already announced by Ports and Maritime Organisation of the Islamic Rep. of Iran******