It’s absolutely bananas that the President of the United States announces something and my first reaction was, “I really need to hear that from Iran before I’m going to believe it.”
W1z4rd on
As they say in Guantanamo, open wide!
zenerat on
Dead bears everywhere
Stormshot56 on
Great news for Amazon
roywilliams31 on
Stocks only go up
TopRaise7 on
You’re welcome!!
Aggravating-Curve755 on
I thought he was blockading it now?
cajgolfer87 on
Wow. Clearly he’s unfit and must be removed from office
Dizzy_Maybe8225 on
What an AH he is
Markus_zockt on
It remains open due to the ceasefire currently being negotiated between Israel and Lebanon.
So this is not down to Donald, and incidentally, it is exactly what Iran said during the negotiations: that the strait will be opened once there is a ceasefire IN ALL countries.
M_Nuyens on
🤡
OakLegs on
Cool so now we’re back where we were before the war except a few hundred billion poorer
DaySecure7642 on
Not priced in yet? I thought the last few days of the rally were about that.
BarracudaVivid8015 on
Should I now invest in nifty50?
Shepher27 on
Can’t wait for this to be revealed as not the case by Monday morning so they make even more money manipulating stocks
D1TAC on
Let’s see the market go up up up
keyboredwarrior on
Well up we go
lorilightning79 on
Like it was last month. What’s his point? Cuba will have fuel too if he stops the blockade. Then he will claim another win. Bet a lot of trades were made before this announcement.
BladeFireQ on
Didn’t he opened and he closed?🤨, I guess the situation of the healthcare in the US is so bad that not even the president can get treatment for dementia
IWouldntIn1981 on
Yeah… im buying more sqqq today… im know I shouldn’t… but ill be dca-ing and holding over the weekend. Im already getting my ass kicked, might as well go for it at this point.
jacksmountain on
To be fair, it’s now the Gulf of America so why not?
jimtow28 on
So we’re back to where we were before the war, just with way more dead people and lots and lots of money wasted.
KiraJosuke on
“For the length of the ceasefire”
Ok_Bodybuilder800 on
Imagine if Biden…ah forget it
cookiesnooper on
Iran – “no, it’s not 🫠”
chbriggs6 on
MARKET MANIPULATION – I said it louder for the people in the back
JaqenHghar on
Oh you mean like it was a month ago but gas near me was $1.50/gal cheaper?
How is this better?
Spirited-Lawyer-8281 on
Trump is going to offer some kind of insider trading news every single day for the rest of his Presidency, whether it’s oil, war, interest rates, taxes, crypto.
Shizzilx on
Iran did not. What an idiot. Trump is literally CorruptionMaxxing.
thelongslog on
All of this to manipulate the stock market.
petehutch54 on
We’ll see
Helmer-Bryd on
Well it was open before you started to bombing
PassionLong9552 on
Did anyone even thank him?
greenshoes211 on
What happened to the mines that Iran said they don’t know where they are
blueindsm on
I thought it was the Strait of Trump? /s
thermal196 on
He’s full of shit!
lordinov on
Insiders loaded on puts ready to dump the market
alltheothersrtaken on
Shocked he didn’t say “your welcome”
usafpa on
So we’ve spent billions of dollars to get us to the same place we were before the war….wonderful.
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His brain has to be leaking out his ears
Any day now….
Amazon gonna pump crazy
It’s absolutely bananas that the President of the United States announces something and my first reaction was, “I really need to hear that from Iran before I’m going to believe it.”
As they say in Guantanamo, open wide!
Dead bears everywhere
Great news for Amazon
Stocks only go up
You’re welcome!!
I thought he was blockading it now?
Wow. Clearly he’s unfit and must be removed from office
What an AH he is
It remains open due to the ceasefire currently being negotiated between Israel and Lebanon.
So this is not down to Donald, and incidentally, it is exactly what Iran said during the negotiations: that the strait will be opened once there is a ceasefire IN ALL countries.
🤡
Cool so now we’re back where we were before the war except a few hundred billion poorer
Not priced in yet? I thought the last few days of the rally were about that.
Should I now invest in nifty50?
Can’t wait for this to be revealed as not the case by Monday morning so they make even more money manipulating stocks
Let’s see the market go up up up
Well up we go
Like it was last month. What’s his point? Cuba will have fuel too if he stops the blockade. Then he will claim another win. Bet a lot of trades were made before this announcement.
Didn’t he opened and he closed?🤨, I guess the situation of the healthcare in the US is so bad that not even the president can get treatment for dementia
Yeah… im buying more sqqq today… im know I shouldn’t… but ill be dca-ing and holding over the weekend. Im already getting my ass kicked, might as well go for it at this point.
To be fair, it’s now the Gulf of America so why not?
So we’re back to where we were before the war, just with way more dead people and lots and lots of money wasted.
“For the length of the ceasefire”
Imagine if Biden…ah forget it
Iran – “no, it’s not 🫠”
MARKET MANIPULATION – I said it louder for the people in the back
Oh you mean like it was a month ago but gas near me was $1.50/gal cheaper?
How is this better?
Trump is going to offer some kind of insider trading news every single day for the rest of his Presidency, whether it’s oil, war, interest rates, taxes, crypto.
Iran did not. What an idiot. Trump is literally CorruptionMaxxing.
All of this to manipulate the stock market.
We’ll see
Well it was open before you started to bombing
Did anyone even thank him?
What happened to the mines that Iran said they don’t know where they are
I thought it was the Strait of Trump? /s
He’s full of shit!
Insiders loaded on puts ready to dump the market
Shocked he didn’t say “your welcome”
So we’ve spent billions of dollars to get us to the same place we were before the war….wonderful.