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    Aaaand it’s gone. Hormuz is CLOSED.

    Methinks today’s announcement claiming the strait was open was just the most recent link in a long chain of market manipulation:

    https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5837279-iran-us-blockade-strait/

    Waited for the markets to close to say “lol nvm”

    Aaaand it’s gone. Hormuz is CLOSED.
    byu/GailaMonster ininvesting



    Posted by GailaMonster

    36 Comments

    7. StuffedBunss on

      Sick. Dip that the market needs. We then bull run like motherfucjer the second time. Can’t fool us. I’ll throw a whole 4k into that if it means near spy 770

    11. SocratesDaSophist on

      The strait has reopened & remains open. These quotes are slightly inaccurate in terms of the way they are being reported.

    13. LillianWigglewater on

      After close of market on a Friday, no less. Shocking turn of events, at a shocking time of the week. I am shocked.

    14. xfall2 on

      Markets are forward looking and would have priced in the truth long before reddit ever hears of it

    17. eatingpotatochips on

      He’s was waiting until Friday to make the markets drop so people don’t wake up tomorrow and get mad. 

    21. Automatic-Unit-8307 on

      And they announced this on a Friday, after market closed.

      Plot twists, Trump and Iran are making huge money on Poly Market by changing their stance every 2 hours.

    22. Denselense on

      Oh boy. So what’s the safest investment when the fat lady sings and the party gets busted?

    25. redruss99 on

      Aren’t the real fools the people investing on anything Trump says? A truth never comes out of his mouth.

    26. RJ5R on

      The best re-opening, no one has seen anything like it. They said it’s impossible, they said it will never happen. And we opened it, the fastest anyone has ever seen. I wanted to call it the Trump Strait, but they said Mr President you can’t do that. I said probably, but I should right? I should. But I didn’t.

    29. Substantial_Dog8413 on

      wait you mesn the market is manipulated? it cracks frim everywhere yes we reach ath day after day 😂

    32. Riddlr on

      It doesn’t really matter, the market is pumping because the blockade is working, and nothing has changed there. Market is pricing in that Iran will surrender soon.

    33. Dismal-Birthday6081 on

      The market doesn’t care anymore. The war is over unless Iran blows up an aircraft carrier or something

    34. TriXter69 on

      Iran said strait is open but ships have to coordinate with them. Trump just went ahead and said it’s fully open forever and I’m still gonna blockade Iran so look what happened

    35. TexasNatty05 on

      The hilarious part (and by which I mean incredibly stupid because one day the values will correct) is that they’ll announce it’s “open” again before market open on Monday and it will rocket up again, even though today was already supposedly pricing in the opening of the straight. They basically found the infinite money glitch of hope-ium. Well… infinite until a total crash. Unfortunately no one knows when that will happen, so until then, just enjoy the ride I guess. 🤷‍♂️

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