I think my new strategy will be to buy the dip on Monday or Tuesday, wait for Good News Friday, sell, and repeat.
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Ah, good ol’ doomer bers resurrected from the ded lmfao
Fnanderss on
Wait, didnt they reopen the strait of hormuz? I couldve sworn I saw it in the headlines this morning.
snoopingforpooping on
Who knew Trump wasn’t strait
peelemme on
lol bears still hoping
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Theres no way iran isnt in on it by now. “Just buy shorts, pretend your upset, close the strait, sell, buy calls, we say we are working on peace, reopen the strait. Then the best part, we do it again. We both get rich. So do we have a deal?”
samster036 on
Risen and repeat. We know kushner is tanking those ceasefire talks
It’s too risky. I followed the news for 8hrs a day a month prior to this conflict and during and got absolutely killed. It’s way too unpredictable. Oil calls up $2000, next week down $2000.
I just don’t think it’s worth it other than buy tech companies in the dip.
grs86 on
This is the new “terror alert level” meter of the 2020s.
Catch_ME on
Fool me once…..guys I can’t get fooled 4 times again
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You mean the market manipulation cycle.
I think my new strategy will be to buy the dip on Monday or Tuesday, wait for Good News Friday, sell, and repeat.
Ah, good ol’ doomer bers resurrected from the ded lmfao
Wait, didnt they reopen the strait of hormuz? I couldve sworn I saw it in the headlines this morning.
Who knew Trump wasn’t strait
lol bears still hoping
Theres no way iran isnt in on it by now. “Just buy shorts, pretend your upset, close the strait, sell, buy calls, we say we are working on peace, reopen the strait. Then the best part, we do it again. We both get rich. So do we have a deal?”
Risen and repeat. We know kushner is tanking those ceasefire talks
https://preview.redd.it/18aib96vxuvg1.jpeg?width=1128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9689808b7ee8ede1c4ff3656032f83d4c886a29
Infinite pump and dump scheme…. Or should I say infinite pump scheme cause the market barely drops on bad news….
This makes perfect sense. Oil is beaten down, the short position printed, time for calls. Someone is getting next level wealth out of this.
Neither is my portfolio
Can we make gay talk instead? Would that help?
SPY730
So you mean SPY 800 by end of April?
Market just hit ATH. Closed strait must be what the people want?
At this point I could swear Iran gov’s in on it.
Looks EXACTLY like the tariff cycle
I bought two SPY $706 puts expiring Monday eod. Let’s see if this lottery ticket hits
It’s a big brain move to get stocks 3x higher than recent highs and make oil $0.75 / barrel
Incase yo guys missed my last two cycles
Iran War Cycle
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ejt54j/so_the_war_cycle_begins/
Evergrande Cycle
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/qrb0u5/the_evergrande_default_cycle/
Bullish
Just the classic circle jerk
I said is open and they agreed on e everything!
Thank you for your attention to this matter! 🥴
Quick! Map this over the AI company circle jerk to reveal the TRUTH!!!
The cycle ends when shots get fired.
https://preview.redd.it/c1ccub4h6vvg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5db6e25f251dd343b51bebc150a720dcf41970f
It’s too risky. I followed the news for 8hrs a day a month prior to this conflict and during and got absolutely killed. It’s way too unpredictable. Oil calls up $2000, next week down $2000.
I just don’t think it’s worth it other than buy tech companies in the dip.
This is the new “terror alert level” meter of the 2020s.
Fool me once…..guys I can’t get fooled 4 times again