Id gladly buy a hamburger today, if I can pay you on Tuesday
OverallBlock9028 on
0% interest? Rotschild, is it you?
Top_Category_2526 on
What Kim Jong Un opinion about this
TheBestintheWest11 on
crazy
kratomas3 on
This is genius.
RainerGerhard on
This is how the rich stay rich!
Kollv on
You couldn’t pay me enough to eat that cancer hot dog
SingleHitBox on
Man’s credit score probably went down after paying it off.
/s
Far_Health_3214 on
how do they take out .375 cents from your bank account?
Siglo_VI on
Not sure why this made me laugh 😂
shrewsbury1991 on
Technically you never owned that piece of shit you took in the bathroom 2 days after eating.
UrkelGrueJann on
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a weiner today.
afishinacar on
Dumb question what do they do for the half cent on each payment?
Do they round up? Alternate between 37/38c? Just charge you 37c?
Ok-Koala-7582 on
24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It’s not “parents money”.
It’s not luck.
It’s consistency.
It’s discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
Clean_Stable_7135 on
Did you just buy their hotdog in payments?
NewToTradingStock on
Bank will rounded up to ..38c x 4= $1.52. Losing money
The reason for calling is that something just came across my desk, John, it is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last 6 months.
Have you heard of securitized lunch, John? We take a hot dog debt, bundled it with 5,000 other “High-Risk Rotisserie Chickens,” and sold it to a pension fund as a “Triple-A Poultry-Weiner-Backed Security.”
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Guy’s gotta eat
Id gladly buy a hamburger today, if I can pay you on Tuesday
0% interest? Rotschild, is it you?
What Kim Jong Un opinion about this
crazy
This is genius.
This is how the rich stay rich!
You couldn’t pay me enough to eat that cancer hot dog
Man’s credit score probably went down after paying it off.
/s
how do they take out .375 cents from your bank account?
Not sure why this made me laugh 😂
Technically you never owned that piece of shit you took in the bathroom 2 days after eating.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a weiner today.
Dumb question what do they do for the half cent on each payment?
Do they round up? Alternate between 37/38c? Just charge you 37c?
24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It’s not “parents money”.
It’s not luck.
It’s consistency.
It’s discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
Did you just buy their hotdog in payments?
Bank will rounded up to ..38c x 4= $1.52. Losing money
LOL
fake because three digits get rounded
REPOST, What a loser.
https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/s/dY3z8il5rf
Sign of the times, but great comedic relief.
Interest free loan?
The reason for calling is that something just came across my desk, John, it is perhaps the best thing I’ve seen in the last 6 months.
Have you heard of securitized lunch, John? We take a hot dog debt, bundled it with 5,000 other “High-Risk Rotisserie Chickens,” and sold it to a pension fund as a “Triple-A Poultry-Weiner-Backed Security.”
[Stolen post. OP is karma farming on WSB.](https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/s/CnKZP1BQAd)
How is this possible, must be some insider trading stuff
No interest is wild