Yall remember that guy who wen to a coffee place where the chicks are in bikinis with no fucking pants on? And then when he was called out, he sped off and killed himself the next day?
kodaksdad2020 on
Smells like ber fucked in here
No-Arrival4181 on
Spy going to 800
Everyday_gilbert on
How are futes going to look
stringtheory28 on
These MFers are actually pumping psychedelics and weed on 4/20 (re:executive order)
ThePokemon_BandaiD on
Pray that my USO calls recover 🙏 Praise be to Allah
team-fyi on
Do tears count as liquidity?
Ravenous-Hydrant on
SPY 680 open, 730 EOD
bendraw on
US just seized an Iranian ship. Ww3 is back on the menu.
MoleMan199 on
I’m full port 699 puts that expire manana… imagine if they hit 🤣😂😀
Emilio___Molestevez on
well, not keeping $ASTS obviously
Swimming-Plane-1610 on
Daddy Trump is gonna say something right before the market opens and it will shoot up. Ride the manipulation.
31andnotdone on
these cant possibly be the same knees i had in the 2000’s
ShittyUsernane1222 on
SPY 420 is more likely than SPY 900
DrestinBlack on
ASTS going to crater tomorrow, fuck Bezo’s and BO
SomePolack on
Tomorrow bers eating ribeye
Star_Lord924 on
Thinking of putting 20k towards the spaceX IPO. More than likely ill probably only get like 1 fucking share when its distributed but anyone else gonna make a solid run at it??
Loud-Television1271 on
CASH gang for the last week. Feels good, not looking at markets every second and reading every one of your comments. I’ll enjoy the 3.27% yield. I’ll fomo in soon enough or when there’s any crash.
CallsOrPutsYES on
BERS R ________
ZealousidealSector19 on
Weekend dow 🥵
StocksStormTrooper on
Elon shows his humbleness and humanity by answering Liv Perroto’s questions fulfilling her dying wish.
ajibtunes on
Oh hi mark
kodaksdad2020 on
Would love to see AMD dump to 240
Peimai on
Futures are 100% opening red but will we be green by eod tomorrow. Probably. 🙃
xeuropa on
Breaking: US navy hit and seized Iranian cargo ship trying to leave strait of Hormuz
Odd_Papaya8305 on
Sell my poots tomorrow morning or let it ride
FeverTreeCloud on
NPR: US Negotiators prepare for more peace talks after 🌮 repeats threats to Iran 🇮🇷
At this point, 🌮 is just trolling because he’s mad that Iranian government’s trolling tweets are better than his trolling 😤
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INTC puts
Pre Futes of Futes ripping my asshole
Omg they shorted the weekend thread
War is back on the menu boys
Peace talks are going well
Penis 😩👌
🏴☠️ 🇺🇸 🏴☠️ PUTS
So shooting oil carrier now?
AAPL will moon next week?
Wurst!
Yall remember that guy who wen to a coffee place where the chicks are in bikinis with no fucking pants on? And then when he was called out, he sped off and killed himself the next day?
Smells like ber fucked in here
Spy going to 800
How are futes going to look
These MFers are actually pumping psychedelics and weed on 4/20 (re:executive order)
Pray that my USO calls recover 🙏 Praise be to Allah
Do tears count as liquidity?
SPY 680 open, 730 EOD
US just seized an Iranian ship. Ww3 is back on the menu.
I’m full port 699 puts that expire manana… imagine if they hit 🤣😂😀
well, not keeping $ASTS obviously
Daddy Trump is gonna say something right before the market opens and it will shoot up. Ride the manipulation.
these cant possibly be the same knees i had in the 2000’s
SPY 420 is more likely than SPY 900
ASTS going to crater tomorrow, fuck Bezo’s and BO
Tomorrow bers eating ribeye
Thinking of putting 20k towards the spaceX IPO. More than likely ill probably only get like 1 fucking share when its distributed but anyone else gonna make a solid run at it??
CASH gang for the last week. Feels good, not looking at markets every second and reading every one of your comments. I’ll enjoy the 3.27% yield. I’ll fomo in soon enough or when there’s any crash.
BERS R ________
Weekend dow 🥵
Elon shows his humbleness and humanity by answering Liv Perroto’s questions fulfilling her dying wish.
Oh hi mark
Would love to see AMD dump to 240
Futures are 100% opening red but will we be green by eod tomorrow. Probably. 🙃
Breaking: US navy hit and seized Iranian cargo ship trying to leave strait of Hormuz
Sell my poots tomorrow morning or let it ride
NPR: US Negotiators prepare for more peace talks after 🌮 repeats threats to Iran 🇮🇷
At this point, 🌮 is just trolling because he’s mad that Iranian government’s trolling tweets are better than his trolling 😤