MilkyWayObserver on April 19, 2026 11:53 pm Something opposite from 🥠will be said to make sure the market opens green
_rockthemike on April 19, 2026 11:54 pm For a few minutes at open is My best guess, if we aren’t green by then already.
iamatoad_ama on April 19, 2026 11:54 pm I missed the previous dip so this is fantastic news for me missing the next dip too.
Extension-Society455 on April 19, 2026 11:55 pm It’s cute that you guys are still acting like the market and reality have any connection to one another.
PartyNextFlo0r on April 19, 2026 11:55 pm Oh you mean more laundry, and kitchen incidents aboard U.S ships.
BooBrew32 on April 19, 2026 11:55 pm Mango’s gonna have a helluva time trying to TACO out of this one.
No-Relationship8261 on April 19, 2026 11:55 pm Lol bers still not extinct after biblical market pump?Â
the-revenge-trader on April 19, 2026 11:56 pm Exactly because I sold my puts https://preview.redd.it/9zzh9uqtj8wg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5151d35986d53a30db8e11ce5f9e12e99b32f80
bemeandnotyou on April 19, 2026 11:57 pm https://preview.redd.it/w6u23p0xj8wg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebcf95cfa17694beb6dc18aa8adf6d87a0a40443 # Unblocking the blockade
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Niceeeeee buying day tomorrow
Something opposite from 🥠will be said to make sure the market opens green
Calls it is. Short dated for taco Tuesday
I bet we’re green tomorrow
Should have loaded up more oil. At least I loaded some.
did they actually attack though?
Believe it or not, calls
 Nothing matters. Green by close.
Taco will always happen. Don’t bet against it
For a few minutes at open is
My best guess, if we aren’t green by then already.
I missed the previous dip so this is fantastic news for me missing the next dip too.
Oil to $50 and SPY to $750
It’s cute that you guys are still acting like the market and reality have any connection to one another.
Oh you mean more laundry, and kitchen incidents aboard U.S ships.
Mango’s gonna have a helluva time trying to TACO out of this one.
Lol bers still not extinct after biblical market pump?Â
Huh. Is that a fact?
You wouldn’t believe it, calls
Market down pennies not care sorry bers
In this market? Up 4% tomorrow
Gawd how fcking stupid is this?
I love the smell of WWIII on Sunday before bed time
Exactly because I sold my puts
https://preview.redd.it/9zzh9uqtj8wg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5151d35986d53a30db8e11ce5f9e12e99b32f80
Sorry ber, war is bullish
I thought we all knew this was the most likely outcome.
https://preview.redd.it/w6u23p0xj8wg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebcf95cfa17694beb6dc18aa8adf6d87a0a40443
# Unblocking the blockade