It ain’t exactly something I think about ever, but I had no idea that funerals were that expensive.
MikeFerarri on
Theres a documentary about this on netflix about how they monetized death. Pretty interesting
AdRadiant9379 on
Funeral director is a great career
BerryLanky on
I’ve instructed my family to put my body in a large Amazon package and leave it on the porch. Problem solved
JAM-n-Life on
Dig a hole, toss me in and plant a tree on top. Done.
Arthur_Wellesley1815 on
Thank God we don’t die.
quatroquatro0 on
If I was dead, you could bang me all you want. Who cares?
Dead body’s like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much sht in there as you want. Fill me up with cream. Make a stew out of my ass. What’s the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a sht? You’re dead, you’re dead
mojo276 on
What people also don’t know is you don’t have to buy the casket from the funeral home. There’s actually great websites where you can buy them wholesale and they’ll send it to the funeral home.
LegoRedBrick on
Cremation should be free.
glitterandnails on
“So let’s sell you on funeral insurance!”
Minimum-Dare301 on
Can’t afford to live, Can’t afford to die. It’s a country song title that has become reality.
Minimum-Dare301 on
Can’t afford to live, Can’t afford to die. It’s a country song title that has become reality.
Q-ArtsMedia on
Any money is better spent paying bills or having a party/wake. Funerals are a waste of money.
justflushit on
We created a world where it is too expensive to live and too expensive to die.
Rapunzel1234 on
Cremation, cheaper and avoids wasting space.
thenumbwalker on
Doesn’t everyone just scam for funds on GoFundMe like an overpriced funeral is a necessity?
ariadesitter on
stop having funerals. you’re dead. they’re dead. it’s a scam to guilt you into paying for shit that gets buried.
cremation. no urn. just cremation. no ashes.
just cremation and go away.
17 Comments
It ain’t exactly something I think about ever, but I had no idea that funerals were that expensive.
Theres a documentary about this on netflix about how they monetized death. Pretty interesting
Funeral director is a great career
I’ve instructed my family to put my body in a large Amazon package and leave it on the porch. Problem solved
Dig a hole, toss me in and plant a tree on top. Done.
Thank God we don’t die.
If I was dead, you could bang me all you want. Who cares?
Dead body’s like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much sht in there as you want. Fill me up with cream. Make a stew out of my ass. What’s the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a sht? You’re dead, you’re dead
What people also don’t know is you don’t have to buy the casket from the funeral home. There’s actually great websites where you can buy them wholesale and they’ll send it to the funeral home.
Cremation should be free.
“So let’s sell you on funeral insurance!”
Can’t afford to live, Can’t afford to die. It’s a country song title that has become reality.
Can’t afford to live, Can’t afford to die. It’s a country song title that has become reality.
Any money is better spent paying bills or having a party/wake. Funerals are a waste of money.
We created a world where it is too expensive to live and too expensive to die.
Cremation, cheaper and avoids wasting space.
Doesn’t everyone just scam for funds on GoFundMe like an overpriced funeral is a necessity?
stop having funerals. you’re dead. they’re dead. it’s a scam to guilt you into paying for shit that gets buried.
cremation. no urn. just cremation. no ashes.
just cremation and go away.