“why aren’t we talking about service now” 🫵🤡
MadDabbed on
$SOXL 109
Confident_Lab_2135 on
Elon invited to the cookout
Character_Set3454 on
I put my whole port into CAR at 837 guys because someone told me about this thing called MOASS where if you buy one share you are a trillionaire in less than 3 days.  What does the – sign mean though? Is that the one after millions?Â
financiallythriving on
Imagine being a long term bear
Paincoast89 on
i forgor about tesler earnings i am cooked
LabyrinthLayers on
SPY dumping TSLA mooning who lying
Put_Er_There_Sport on
Damn so we needed tesla to crash for SPY to fly.
Impossible_Top242 on
I’ve officially 3xed my portfolio , saw CAR dipping today and scooped up puts while it was still over $650 a share . Up $48,000 today letting it ride overnight the roof is coming down tn
confused_teabagger on
Just checking in to see if bols are still prancing around zestily over the few recent fake pumps.
Enygma_tik on
Hi, my name is **** and I’m a UNH addict. My journey started last a year ago when I invested 25K then lost 98% of it until I realized my addiction was problematic. I then DCA’d like a maniac until Uncle Buffet bought and I went back to 25K in October only to go back down to almost 2K.
Recent developments have brought my 2027 leaps back to almost 10K.
This has not been fun.
hey-coffee-eyes on
Did TSLA finally announce sex robots or somethin
Delicious_Stomach278 on
Tesla Bears help me, im so tired on winning and making so much money. Please im begging
GuwopGOAT on
My $150 put for Avis printing lmao
Civil_Librarian_6445 on
Why is spy tanking after hours?
Soft_Ladder_7894 on
wtf POS MSFT
PM__ME_UR_BOOBS on
What the hell is $DRAM and how is an ETF up more than AMD in a month fuck
trsx5 on
TRADED MY ASS OFF TODAY TO MAKE UP MY 5K DEFICIT IM NOW 0% LETS GOOOOOO
Independent-Cress382 on
RIP servicenow
Final_Ad9418 on
service now wow
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Won
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/u/GoogleKushforLunch made a bet that TSLA would go to 405.0 within **1 week** when it was 392.21 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 11 wins and 18 losses
You’re a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
I am so pissed. I am sitting here on a HUGE wad of cash and too scared to do anything, while bols are celebrating one new record after the next. Fuck me.
SighRamp on
TSLA expected move prior to open was $21.4 movement for earnings. Its getting close
TheNicestRedditor on
Green fn!!!
Star_Lord924 on
Red day tomorrow??
WorkingHorror99 on
My TXM calls going to moon
abroadbroadband on
Y’all ever have a pee that goes for so long you’re like damn I have places to be but I can’t stop the pee mid-stream and it just keeps going and you start getting worried how much was in there?
Anyway SPY 800
jakeisarake on
Pltr what’s wrong buddyÂ
LumpyShock9656 on
Tards pumping TSLA because they are getting 0.5$ per 400$ share
Aware_Secret_8910 on
IBM LMAO
31andnotdone on
is elon lying yet
Molten-Helldiver on
MSFT dying too nooo
Routine-Agent-160 on
My NOW calls got fucked NUKED.
svpa3991 on
Tsla sacrificing the rest of mag7 to sustain this pump AH lmao
jasperCrow on
So the real companies are dumping and the meme companies pumping.
Tomorrow puts.
gazilionar on
Will POET leg up again tomorrow?
Kitchen-Assist-6645 on
I was $400 up on the day, and $NOW has wiped that out completely on a beat.
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CTNT baby!!!!
What the fuck just happened to NOW?
TSLA BEAT
mango do something stupid again
Gotta love that after market PLTR bull trap
“why aren’t we talking about service now” 🫵🤡
$SOXL 109
Elon invited to the cookout
I put my whole port into CAR at 837 guys because someone told me about this thing called MOASS where if you buy one share you are a trillionaire in less than 3 days.  What does the – sign mean though? Is that the one after millions?Â
Imagine being a long term bear
i forgor about tesler earnings i am cooked
SPY dumping TSLA mooning who lying
Damn so we needed tesla to crash for SPY to fly.
I’ve officially 3xed my portfolio , saw CAR dipping today and scooped up puts while it was still over $650 a share . Up $48,000 today letting it ride overnight the roof is coming down tn
Just checking in to see if bols are still prancing around zestily over the few recent fake pumps.
Hi, my name is **** and I’m a UNH addict. My journey started last a year ago when I invested 25K then lost 98% of it until I realized my addiction was problematic. I then DCA’d like a maniac until Uncle Buffet bought and I went back to 25K in October only to go back down to almost 2K.
Recent developments have brought my 2027 leaps back to almost 10K.
This has not been fun.
Did TSLA finally announce sex robots or somethin
Tesla Bears help me, im so tired on winning and making so much money. Please im begging
My $150 put for Avis printing lmao
Why is spy tanking after hours?
wtf POS MSFT
What the hell is $DRAM and how is an ETF up more than AMD in a month fuck
TRADED MY ASS OFF TODAY TO MAKE UP MY 5K DEFICIT IM NOW 0% LETS GOOOOOO
RIP servicenow
service now wow
#Ban Bet Won
—
/u/GoogleKushforLunch made a bet that TSLA would go to 405.0 within **1 week** when it was 392.21 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 11 wins and 18 losses
You’re a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
TSLA $1000 when?
I am so pissed. I am sitting here on a HUGE wad of cash and too scared to do anything, while bols are celebrating one new record after the next. Fuck me.
TSLA expected move prior to open was $21.4 movement for earnings. Its getting close
Green fn!!!
Red day tomorrow??
My TXM calls going to moon
Y’all ever have a pee that goes for so long you’re like damn I have places to be but I can’t stop the pee mid-stream and it just keeps going and you start getting worried how much was in there?
Anyway SPY 800
Pltr what’s wrong buddyÂ
Tards pumping TSLA because they are getting 0.5$ per 400$ share
IBM LMAO
is elon lying yet
MSFT dying too nooo
My NOW calls got fucked NUKED.
Tsla sacrificing the rest of mag7 to sustain this pump AH lmao
So the real companies are dumping and the meme companies pumping.
Tomorrow puts.
Will POET leg up again tomorrow?
I was $400 up on the day, and $NOW has wiped that out completely on a beat.